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qdoba640(PNS reporting from MASSACHUSETTS) A burrito is not a sandwich, you idiots, according to a court decision announced here last week.

Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Locke made the ruling as he threw out a lawsuit brought by a Panera restaurant seeking to stop White City Shopping Center in Shrewbsury from leasing space to a franchisee of the Qdoba Mexican Grill chain.

Panera’s lease prevents the center from renting space to a (competing) sandwich shop.

From the Associated Press:

[The judge] cited Webster’s Dictionary as well as testimony from a chef and a former high-ranking federal agriculture official in ruling that Qdoba’s burritos and other offerings are not sandwiches. [Mas…]

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Supreme Court backs ‘color-blind’ admissions (toon)

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U.S. Supreme Court votes 5-4 to change that thing, irregardless

by Pocho Ñews Service January 16, 2014 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) The United States Supreme Court has voted 5-4 to change that appeal thing some lower courts were dealing with earlier (you know, back and forth and shit?) no matter que chingados the people think. POCHO will share more details as the situation develops here in Our Nation’s Capital.

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Online surge of Constitutional Law, Bible experts slows the Internets

by Comic Saenz June 27, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from SILICON VALLEY) The Internets slowed to a virtual crawl yesterday as millions of experts in Constitutional Law and The Holy Bible took to Twitter and Facebook to educate ignorant netizens about the God-hating freedom-attacking Supreme Court ruling on same-sex marriage. “It was definitely a brownout, dude,” according to 18-year-old Jaime “Twitchy” Loftwich, who […]

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California: The Golden + Rainbow + NO H8 State (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz June 26, 2013 Cartoons
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GOP reacts swiftly to Supreme Court’s Obamacare decision

by Lalo Alcaraz June 28, 2012 Cartoons
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Mexican Mitt Romney: Latinos need Labambacare, pronto!

by MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY June 28, 2012 El Now
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This is a terrible day for illness and disease. Obamacare being upheld by those activist judges at the Supremes Court is making me sicker than the time I tried McDonald’s experimental “Birria Burger.” Thank God it was Available for a Limited Time Only. The Republican Party is the only party looking out for disease! Diseases […]

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Stop Juan Crow! We will not comply (SB1070)

by FAVIANNA RODRIGUEZ June 26, 2012 Cartoons
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No justice! No papers! Cartoon by Favianna Rodriguez. Used by permssion.

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