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Hey, America! You can do anything since you’re a star. Grab US by the P*ssy, please.

Love,

Your friends von Desutschland.

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Hey there, Pochos! This week on MiJA I totally don’t pole dance, Obama isn’t a dork, and the Gang of Eight don’t mix well with vinegar. Also, Kim Jung Un has one black friend.

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