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BREAKING: Bernie Bros’ exploding heads spur FBI zombie alert

by Comic Saenz July 12, 2016 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) The FBI is warning citizens to be on the lookout for hungry zombies attracted by the brains spewed from the exploding heads of diehard Bernie Bros. Bernie Sanders supporters’ brains, the Feds said, are piling up on the streets of gentrified neighborhoods across America. The brainiac explosions followed Sanders’ endorsement […]

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Pocho Ocho reasons Latinos weren’t turned on by political conventions

by Elise Valderrama September 11, 2012 El Now
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The political conventions are finally over and the poll results are in: Latinos don’t really care. How can this be!? The Democrats saw the GOP’s Rubio and raised them two Castros! To help our political friends understand, here are the Pocho Ocho reasons Latino voters were not turned on by the conventions: 8. No piñatas […]

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Ñewsweek: Japanese cholas, @MexicanMitt sings, DNC delirium

by Comic Saenz September 9, 2012 El Now
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Is brown the new black? That’s the question POCHO asked in a massively-popular photo essay that featured Japanese women who dress like cholas. They make ‘gang’ signs, they pose and they mad-dog the camera. Is this a good thing? Political coverage broke most of the ñews this week as just-released-from-Twitterham-jail @MexicanMitt Romney debuted a music video […]

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@MexicanMitt on the DNC: THAT CONVENTION ESUCKED!

by MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY September 7, 2012 El Now
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COMO CHINGA ESE OBAMA. If this Democratic convention was the FIESTA, then this yobs report is the CRUDA! There is no bowl of menudo big enough to cure the mess that Barack Obama has failed to clean up after the frat boy party thrown by George W. Bush. Whoops, never mind that I mentioned what’s-his-face. […]

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Bill Clinton’s Pocho Ocho best lines in his speech to the DNC

by REINCE IPSA LOCO September 6, 2012 El Now
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Former President Bill Clinton’s speech Wednesday to the Democratic Convention was long (48 minutes), complex and filled with facts and arithmetic — maybe too long and filled, although girth is as important as length according to the email we get here. As a public service, therefore, and sanitized for your protection, we present the Pocho […]

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@MexicanMitt on Bill Clinton: Well, that wasn’t a very good espeech

by MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY September 6, 2012 El Now
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Well, that wasn’t a very good espeech. Ex-Presidente BILL CLINTON spoke to the Democratic National Convention last night before heading out to a night of debauchery and cheeseburgers in Charlotte. Sure, you might say he delivered a good defense of Barack Obama’s awful Presidency.  But he filled the whole long rant with PINCHE BORING FACTS […]

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Take back the world: Vote the Dinosaur Party in 2012 (toon)

by JIMWICH September 6, 2012 Cartoons
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Bring back the world the way it was! Vote Dinosaur in 2012. The Dinosaur Party lives here.

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@MexicanMitt Romney responds to Democratic Convention espeeches

by MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY September 5, 2012 El Now
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I was recovering from the Clint Eastwood Chair Incident, pretending to listen to some storm victims in who-knows-what-FOCKED-UP backwards-ass SOUTHERN STATE, and I was forced by my campaign adviser to watch the Democratic National Convention. TV COVERAGE OF THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION IS HILARIOUS, the camerapeoples have to constantly pan around to find THE ONE STRAIGHT […]

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