doritos

The other day mijo say he gwanted a burrito for breakfast.

“OK,” I say, and I start to look for my refry beans.

“No,” mijo say. That is the burrito you make me gwhen I was little.”

“Ju don’t like it?” I say.

“I gwant somesing more like for a man.”

“A man?”

“Ju know, a man that goes to gwork and he has a burrito wrapped in aluminio.” (That’s aluminum foil for ju pochos). [Mas…]


The Mariachis, the UK’s Famous No. 1 Mariachi Band, turn an ordinary office holiday party into a fiesta. When these vatos show up, everyone is down for the party, Coz’ It’s Christmas Time.

The band first found fame playing for Doritos: [Mas…]

fartThey taste sort of like Mexican Twinkies, or Cool Ranch Doritos, or chips … until they don’t. [Mas…]

milwaukeeMilwaukee Brewers fans can hit a home run this season at Miller Park with every order of Inside The Park Nachos.

ESPN reports: [Mas…]

nachosukNachos are exotic foreign fare in Merrye Olde Inglaterra, so you need someone to explain how they work. We think “trash food” is British for “junk food,” but these people also call cookies “biscuits” so who knows what they mean.

Anyhow, our Limey expert’s first step to acceptable nacho eating is the purchase of Doritos. Ruh roh. [Mas…]

cucadoritos

Dorito Danger: Mexican-style chips threaten our borders

by MOSCA MEXICAN February 19, 2014 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Dorito Danger: Mexican-style chips threaten our borders

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. Like a Biblical prophet of doom, a God-fearing Christian Conservative who tracks “Degenerate Culture” is trumpeting the news of a clear and present danger: Hot and spicy tortilla chips are destroying the AMERICA WE LOVE WHICH USED TO EAT LOTS OF PATRIOTIC POTATO CHIPS NOT THESE ADDICTIVE ALIEN […]

[Mas…]

Visionary behind Doritos Locos Tacos dies at 41 (photos + video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN December 9, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Visionary behind Doritos Locos Tacos dies at 41 (photos + video)

Todd Mills, who came up with the idea for Doritos Locos Tacos, lost his battle with cancer on Thanksgiving. The Little Rock, Arkansas father of two was 41 (photo, above.) USA Today reports: Mills started the Facebook page “Taco Shells from Doritos Movement” in 2009, encouraging followers to “tell Frito-Lay that we demand nacho cheesy […]

[Mas…]

As you can see from this video, goats love Doritos

by EDUARDO BURRO October 24, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for As you can see from this video, goats love Doritos

Goats really really love, Doritos, and why not? PREVIOUSLY ON GOATS:

[Mas…]

Kid opens recalcitrant Doritos bag like a boss, friends applaud (video)

by Verdana Bold October 15, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Kid opens recalcitrant Doritos bag like a boss, friends applaud (video)

We’ve all been there — how do you open the damn Doritos bag, anyhow? This kid has a new and stylish approach! PREVIOUSLY ON ASIANS LOVE MEXICAN FOOD THEATRE:

[Mas…]

Doritos aren’t Mexican and fortune cookies aren’t Chinese (video)

by JEFE BOYARDEE August 22, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Doritos aren’t Mexican and fortune cookies aren’t Chinese (video)

Not to mention German chocolate cake, English muffins, the French dip sandwich and Russian dressing.

[Mas…]

Japanese Doritos put a whole new twist on ‘caliente’ (photos)

by BUSTER BOWLS August 13, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Japanese Doritos put a whole new twist on ‘caliente’ (photos)

Don’t ask us how we found these images. That’s between us and the NSA. Big versions below:

[Mas…]

Breaking: Taco Bell unveils new Rick Bayless-inspired burritos

by Santino J. Rivera July 12, 2013 El Now
Thumbnail image for Breaking: Taco Bell unveils new Rick Bayless-inspired burritos

(PNS reporting from ALAMEDA) If the Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell are not satisfying your diarrheal needs, don’t worry! The chain is introducing a chef Rick Bayless-inspired burrito that features Flamin’ Hot Fritos corn chips as a summer-only item until early August. The burrito, which will retail for 99 cents, has rice, warm nacho cheese, beef, […]

[Mas…]