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Donald Trump: Can’t we all just cherish our history? (toon)

by Payton Hoegh August 16, 2017 Cartoons
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Trump: ‘Drain the Sewer’ is my new ‘Drain the Swamp’ (toon)

by Payton Hoegh July 26, 2017 Cartoons
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Try these quality Trump Organization ‘Made In America’ products (toon)

by Payton Hoegh July 18, 2017 Cartoons
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Trump on Twitter makes the presidency modern again! (toon)

by Payton Hoegh July 3, 2017 Cartoons
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Been indicted and it feels so good: The Governor Rick Perry Story

by Comic Saenz August 18, 2014 El Now
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When news broke Friday that GOP presidential nominee wannabe Texas Governor Rick Perry (photo) was indicted on two counts of abuse of power, we were pissed off because we were in the middle of a conference call and didn’t that grand jury know our meeting schedule and publishing deadlines? We realized later, however, that we […]

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Texas GOP politician’s Tweet makes him ‘Pendejo of the Month’

by Especial Correspondents April 17, 2014 El Now
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(PNS reporting from EAST LOS) Texas State Senator Dan Patrick, a Republican Lieutenant Governor wannabe, was named Pendejo of the Month Wednesday by the American Pochismo Institute (API.) The award followed his Univision debate Tuesday with San Antonio Mayor Julián Castro (photo.) API’s designation, which is usually not revealed until the end of the month, was […]

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Rep. Steve King (R-IA) carries a heavy load — hate and ignorance (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 24, 2013 Cartoons
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Breaking: Pasadena asshole complains ‘No one likes me’

by María Purísima May 30, 2013 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from PASADENA) Bob Lowe recently discovered that — for some reason — he is disliked by all his coworkers. He explained the confusing situation to PNS Wednesday afternoon as he poured himself the last cup of coffee, left the empty pot on the heating element, and walked away without making more. “I just don’t […]

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Hey, wetbacks! Meet Rep. Don Young (R-AK) [audio]

by Comic Saenz March 29, 2013 Audio
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Meet Congressman Don Young, a Republican from Alaska, who just called agricultural laborers who once worked on his father’s ranch “wetbacks.” In a radio interview Thursday with KRDB this fine American legislator was full of the kind of wisdom that has inspired the deep thoughts of his homegirl, Sarah Palin, and assorted white power NRA-voting […]

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Rand Paul: Don’t call my plan ‘Pathway to Citizenship’

by Santino J. Rivera March 20, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) Master flip-flopper Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) now supports allowing undocumented immigrants to remain in the United States, receive legal status and eventually apply to become citizens, just so long as he can call them “chili-choking pepper bellies” and they provide lawn service to his friends and family. But Paul said […]

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Hey Donald Trump: Where is your college yearbook photo?

by DENNIS WILEN October 24, 2012 El Now
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We have a question for Donald Trump: Where is your 1968 college graduation photo? It’s not in your college yearbook, the University of Pennsylvania Record. You’ve written that you were “very glad to get finished.” Too busy for a senior photo? The Record also notes the Celebrity Apprentice performer comes from someplace called “Jamaica” in New York State, which […]

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Joe the Plumber: Shoot the damn Canucks and ask questions later!

by Santino J. Rivera August 14, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from the HATE STATE OF ARIZONA) Samuel Wurzelbacher – known to most Americans as simply “Joe the Plumber” or “dumbass” – made an recent appearance at a fundraiser for Republican Arizona State Senator candidate Lori Klein and shocked the audience by telling them that the way to solve the country’s illegal Canadian immigration […]

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Fired undocumented gardener sorry he ‘peed on Romney’s petunias’

by JERRY RIVERS May 11, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from BEVERLY HILLS) Inspired by Mitt Romney’s apology for assaulting a long-haired commie prep school classmate, one of the undocumented gardeners Romney hired and then fired in 1996 has issued his own apology. Berto Lopez, now working as a freelance arborist in Beverly Hills, regrets he once peed on the then-governor’s prized petunias. “I […]

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