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On Passover (“Pesach” in Hebrew), los Judios eat “bitter herbs” to remember “the bitterness of slavery in Egypt.” In this video, Hebrew homeboys Jaquann and Luis start out with a sweeter herb and then have to satisfy their munchies with matzo balls. Passover starts Friday night a little after 4:20 — sundown, to be exact. (NSFW drugs and language. Yes, we re-run this video every year.)


On Passover (“Pesach” in Hebrew), los Judios eat “bitter herbs” to remember “the bitterness of slavery in Egypt.” In this video, Hebrew homeboys Jaquann and Luis start out with a sweeter herb and then have to satisfy their munchies with matzo balls. Passover starts Monday night a little after 4:20 — sundown, to be exact. (NSFW drugs and language.)

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Every Passover for the last 2500 years, los Judios eat “bitter herbs” to remember “the bitterness of slavery in Egypt.” In this classic video, Hebrew homeboys Jaquann and Luis begin their prep with a sweeter herb and then feed their munchies with matzo balls. Passover starts at sundown tonight. (NSFW drugs and language.)

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On Passover (“Pesach” in Hebrew), los Judios eat “bitter herbs” to remember “the bitterness of slavery in Egypt.” In this video, Hebrew homeboys Jaquann and Luis start out with a sweeter herb and then have to satisfy their munchies with matzo balls. Passover starts at sundown tonight. (NSFW drugs and language.)

Sister Rosetta Tharpe: I ain’t gonna study war no more (music video)

by Soy Capitan July 23, 2014 Cultura
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The people who count things and make lists say there are over three dozen wars going on right now. Some “experts” insist this is inevitable, but others offer a different vision. One opposing point of view comes from a dead dude we know as Isaiah:

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Hebrew homeboys Jaquann and Luis make matzo balls (NSFW video)

by JEFE BOYARDEE April 16, 2014 Cultura
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On Passover (“Pesach” in Hebrew), los Judios eat “bitter herbs” to remember “the bitterness of slavery in Egypt.” In this video, Hebrew homeboys Jaquann and Luis start out with a sweeter herb and then have to satisfy their munchies with matzo balls. Passover continues through next week. [NSFW drugs and language.] PREVIOUSLY ON JAQUANN:

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Hello, Egypt: Enjoy our delicious ‘Mexican’ chips! (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN April 2, 2014 Cultura
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Cairo, Egypt’s Impact BBDO advertising agency has ‘Mexican’ chips for you! Our question: If this is Mexico, why is the WANTED sign on the sheriff’s office (and the sheriff’s sign) in English? PREVOUSLY ON ‘MEXICAN’ COMMERCIALS:

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[Guest Editorial] Let’s face it, Morrissey was bad for Egypt

by EMILIANO ZAPATA SHABAZZ-JONES July 8, 2013 El Now
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Morrissey was neither qualified nor cholafied to run Egypt. Totally in the Nile. Srsly. “By order of the Prophet,” he banned that boogie sound. WTF? Muslim Brotherhood, my peckerwood! If the rebels get re-Tweeted, the tyrant is defeated. In ancient Africa, the pharoahs and pharoahitas communicated with Sirius the Dog Star — long before the […]

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Hebrew homies Jaquann and Luis make matzo balls (NSFW video)

by JEFE BOYARDEE March 22, 2013 Cultura
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On Passover (“Pesach” in Hebrew), los Judios eat “bitter herbs” to remember “the bitterness of slavery in Egypt.” In this video, Hebrew homeboys Jaquann and Luis start out with a sweeter herb and then have to satisfy their munchies with matzo balls. Passover starts Monday night at sundown. (NSFW drugs and language.) RELATED: Homeboys show […]

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