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Remember that Latinx Trump supporter who told us to be scared, because if Hillary were elected there would be taco trucks on every corner? This vendido:

 

Dude was right, and here are the Pocho Ocho Top Reasons Why:

8. I’ll be forced into a perpetual cycle of “How many tacos can I eat in one sitting?”

7. Increased likelihood I’m ordering after a white guy who speaks better Spanish than me (shot-out Mormon missionaries, I see tu’).

6. In the first week, I’ll lose three fingers from frostbite after digging out my Mexican Coke from under the avalanche of shaved ice.

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House Speaker Paul Ryan reveals GOP’s health care plan (photo)

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Never-published ‘Alt-Right’ tabloid front page called HRC win an ‘attack’

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La Cucaracha: Donald Trump is right – this election is rigged! (toon)

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