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beerchata(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) Latino and African-American activists hate Beerchata’s new TV ad campaign.

The first scheduled commercial, which airs today, repurposes old video of the late Ricky Martin Luther King to sell the new alcoholic concoction.

The ad shows King, digitally inserted into classic footage of a 1963 civil rights rally at the Washington Monument, telling the crowd that he had a dream, “a dream about drinking Beerchata, the passionate horchata-flavored malt beverage from our amigos at Cervezeria Pochteca.”

“This I Have a Drink! commercial is an insult to the civil rights movement,” Ron de Cuba, told reporters Sunday.

“And it is an insult to insinuate that Latinos drink Beerchata.”

De Cuba is the author of the Amazon best-selling free audiobook The Revolution Will Be Advertised.

The author spoke at a press conference at the Watergate Hotel here organized by Not White Activists, an advocacy, diversity and solidarity community coalition of, by and for persons of color. [Mas…]

univisiondebate(PNS reporting from EAST LOS) Texas State Senator Dan Patrick, a Republican Lieutenant Governor wannabe, was named Pendejo of the Month Wednesday by the American Pochismo Institute (API.) The award followed his Univision debate Tuesday with San Antonio Mayor Julián Castro (photo.)

API’s designation, which is usually not revealed until the end of the month, was awarded Wednesday to Patrick for actions “Above And Beyond the Call of Douchery” after Patrick sent this Tweet Tuesday evening about how much he loves “Hispanics:” [Mas…]

notamused 3It ain’t easy being black in a white man’s world, and we have the photos to prove it!


But wait, there’s more! [Mas…]

angrybirdog(PNS reporting from TOKYO) Japanese character actor Bad Badtz-Maru will star as a gang-banging, tagging Chicano in a new animated feature called Angry Bird O.G., PNS confirmed on Sunday.

This could be a comeback role for 20-year-old Badtz-Maru (バッドばつ丸). The spiky-haired method actor has found little work since playing the mascot at the 2006 FIBA World Championship of Basketball here. [Mas…]

(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, DC) White House sources have confirmed that Pres. Barack Obama will deliver an “I Have A Drone” speech Wednesday to commemorate the the 50th anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s historic “I Have A Dream” speech at the 1963 March on Washington.

The news has already sent shock waves through both the African-American and civil rights communities.

They are incensed that Obama, the first black president, has presided over the gutting of the Voter Rights Act, massive domestic surveillance, the use of drones on U.S. soil, record deportations, widespread human trafficking, the attack on women’s rights, the acquittal of vigilante killer George Zimmerman and an upcoming tsunami of voter disenfranchisement laws.

The President was also blasted by outspoken national civil rights leader Emiliano Zapata Shabazz-Jones, who called him a “Tom Turkey of avuncular proportions” due to his administration’s poor civil rights record. [Mas…]

Morrissey was neither qualified nor cholafied to run Egypt. Totally in the Nile.

Srsly. “By order of the Prophet,” he banned that boogie sound. WTF?

Muslim Brotherhood, my peckerwood! If the rebels get re-Tweeted, the tyrant is defeated.

In ancient Africa, the pharoahs and pharoahitas communicated with Sirius the Dog Star — long before the white devils barked at the Moon. Nubians found the Monolith, and we were nubies no more. [Mas…]

Update: Judge says killer whales more violent because black

by Malcolm Mex June 5, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from NEW ORLEANS) The “Honorable” Judge Edith Jones further angered civil rights and animal rights activists today when she issued a statement claiming killer whales were more violent than other sea life because they are black. Jones, who was blasted for her earlier assertion that blacks and Latinos are more violent than Caucasians, […]


Harlem activist calls ‘Harlem Shake’ video craze a ‘racist meme’

by Malcolm Mex February 20, 2013 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from HARLEM) The Harlem Shake viral video craze is a racist meme characterized by a near total lack of African-Americans, Harlem Community College graduate student Emiliano Zapata Shabazz-Jones declared yesterday. Shabazz-Jones, a Harlem native, emailed PNS about the video meme, which, he wrote, “commodicates and transmogrifies” African-American culture and is “an insult” to […]