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(PNS reporting from LAS VEGAS) The very latest in High Aztech is on display at the fifth annual Cholo Electronics Show (CES) opening here today.

Generating the biggest buzz is the new “freemium” app Chologram™ from Oakland’s Firme Junior Systems.

The free at first Instagram challenger showcases La Vida Loca Lifestyle® image effects, including the one-tap application of teardrop tattoos to a facial image.

The premium version ($5.99) features one-tap removal of teardrop tattoos from a facial image. [Mas…]

fartThey taste sort of like Mexican Twinkies, or Cool Ranch Doritos, or chips … until they don’t. [Mas…]

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In a world where chivalry and chemistry collide, Popeye the Sailor Man’s quest for true love with Olive Oyl faces an enemy even stronger than Bluto.

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One-minute educational video: How a frijol becomes a pedo

by JEFE BOYARDEE September 2, 2014 Cultura
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Frijoles, as you may recall, are good for your heart, and here’s why.

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#FF #FrijolFriday: The ‘Blazing Saddles’ campfire scene (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN March 28, 2014 Cultura
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Can we have some more beans, Mr. Taggart? PREVIOUSLY ON BEANS:

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New study: Beans (frijoles) are indeed ‘the magical fruit’

by María Purísima January 30, 2014 El Now
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(PNS reporting from GUANAJUATO, MX) Researchers at Guanajuato University of Technology (GUT) have confirmed that beans (frijoles) are not only one of the oldest and best sources for protein in the Americas, but that they are indeed “a magical fruit.” “Beans are one of the gifts from the New World to the rest of us,” […]

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Remember that time we carpooled and Skeletor ate a burrito? (video)

by Lucida Grandé November 7, 2013 Cultura
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Mama Skeletor always told Baby Skeletor that breakfast was the most important meal of the day.

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Diego Luna teaches Conan O’Brien Spanish: ‘¡Que pedo!’ (video)

by FRAN DEJO August 8, 2013 Cultura
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Elysium star Diego Luna gives late-night host Conan O’Brien un poco de ayuda. No mames! RELATED: Chinga tu madre, cabron! How to curse like a Mexican (NSFW video)

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As the Duck Farts: El Pato demands POCHO retract ‘sketchy salsa’ story

by DENNIS WILEN AKA COMIC SAENZ August 2, 2013 Corporate
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An attorney who claims to represent Walker Foods, U.S. distributors of El Pato (The Duck) salsa, demanded Thursday that POCHO “retract and correct” parts of our story Pocho Ocho sketchy substances in Mexican hot sauce besides lead, even though he acknowledges it is satire. Downtown Los Angeles lawyer Robert M. Newell, Jr. also wants POCHO […]

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