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Chris Rock: Forget gun control, we need bullet control! (NSFW video)

by Andalé Mono February 19, 2018 Cultura
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Comic and actor Chris Rock has a modest proposal: What if bullets cost $5000 each? [NSFW F-bombs.]

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Happy Valentine’s Day to the NRA, the gun lobby, and their whores in Congress (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 14, 2018 Cartoons
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Miami Latina running for Congress took a trip on a UFO (video)

by ZORRO MULDER October 19, 2017 El Now
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Three tall, blonde-haired space aliens kidnapped her and took her for a ride in their UFO, which was controlled by quartz rocks, she said. Now Republican entrepreneur Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera (pictured with non-alien tall blonde — we think) is seeking the GOP nomination for Florida’s 27th Congressional District. The NY Post has some deets:

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La Cucaracha: Florida Climate Change tour tickets on sale here (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 10, 2017 Cartoons
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Latinos boo Senator ‘Little’ Marco Rubio at Orlando fiesta (audio, video)

by Bronco del Camino October 26, 2016 Audio
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If was not a fun fiesta for Senator Marco Rubio (R-FLA) Sunday when Orlando festival goers greeted his appearance with a chorus of yells, jeers and boos. NPR reports: Florida Sen. Marco Rubio got booed off a stage in Orlando on Sunday, by a crowd that was overwhelmingly Latino. It happened at Calle Orange, a […]

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Donald Trump’s campaign bus breaks down in Florida (animated GIF)

by Cartoonistas October 25, 2016 Cartoons
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[From the Internets. Author unknown. Thank you, though.]

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La Cucaracha: The George Zimmerman saga continues (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz May 29, 2015 Cartoons
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Orale! It’s the Yeb Bush Cinco de Drinko Game (video)

by Celina Martinez May 5, 2015 Cultura

Many politically conscious Chicanos are looking for yet another alternative way to Celebrate Cinco de Drinko but still protest the ahistorical consumer appropriation of a battle that is meaningless to most Mexicans. Well, Jeb Bush (aka el Yeb according to his Mexican compadres) has provided us with a warm video message of solidarity this Fifth […]

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Miami Melanie seeks taco-eating bearded Joseph she met @ Bodega

by Chale Knickerbocker March 9, 2015 Cultura
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CL south florida >miami / dade >personals >missed connections W4M Joseph with a Beard- met on dancefloor of Bodega – w4m (south beach) Joseph— We met this past Saturday night on the dance floor of Bodega. You had just gone in for tacos with your friend who was visiting (HE WAS SO TIRED). Though you […]

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Expect these Pocho Ocho surprises in tonight’s State of the Union

by Especial Correspondents January 20, 2015 El Now
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Washington insiders all know tonight’s State of the Union address — like every one before — will bring a few surprises. We asked around town, and our peeps say these are the top eight to watch for: 8. First use of the Booger-Cam™ captures candid live video of bored Republicans 7. Warmup act Oprah Winfrey to Congress: “You get a drone…and you get a […]

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Why Rep. Joe Garcia (D-Miami) picked his ear wax, ate it on TV (video)

by Especial Correspondents May 13, 2014 El Now

(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) A close look at a recent C-SPAN video reveals that Florida Democratic Congressman Joe Garcia, Jr. picked his ear wax and ate it on live TV, a Cuban folkloric ritual rarely seen outside Miami’s Cuban-American community. “La Ceremonia de la Cera del Oído can be traced to a curandero who lived […]

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Florida TV reporter photobombed by unicorn in a tutu (video)

by ROD ESTERLING April 14, 2014 Cultura
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David Williams, reporting for Good Morning Jacksonville on WLTV First Coast News, got to share the screen with one of Mother Nature’s most exotic tropical creatures, the Florida tutu-wearing unicorn. Jax the unicorn (photo, below) has her own Facebook page:

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Sarah Silverman: Stand your ground – with the Black NRA (video)

by Barney Asada September 11, 2013 Cultura
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The Second Amendment is for everyone, right? Join Sarah Silverman and support everyone’s right to life, so a young black man — armed with a gun for self defense — can wear a hoodie and walk to the store for Skittles without fearing for his safety. The Black NRA: Because we all need to stand […]

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Even George Zimmerman can’t believe what an asshole he is

by Lalo Alcaraz September 9, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from CENTRAL FLORIDA) Even George Zimmerman  cannot believe what a total stupid asshole he is. “Can you believe this guy? And by ‘this guy’, I mean ME. I keep getting pulled over for speeding, once I even had a gun in the glove compartment of my car! Me! A nationally hated guy, only famous […]

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