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The Pilgrims, after all, were boat people fleeing religious oppression, ordinary families seeking freedom in a new land. But no one expects the Algonquin Migra. [Video by the 18 Mighty Mountain Warriors.]


The Pilgrims, after all, were boat people fleeing religious oppression, ordinary families seeking freedom in a new land. But no one expects the Algonquin Migra. [Video by the 18 Mighty Mountain Warriors.]

pinholeThose new neighbors, you know, those people down the hall or across the street — where do they come from? What’s that crazy moon language? What are they up to? If you see something, say something.

Here are the Pocho Ocho Top Ways to Tell If Your New Neighbors Are Terrorists:

8. Since sunset on Sunday, they’ve been burning more and more candles every night and singing in a Middle Eastern language.

7. They instruct their children — even pre-K kids — in violent martial arts, regularly staging practice backyard executions where children swinging war sticks decapitate colorful paper effigies strung up for torture.

6. Suspiciously clean-cut young men in shirts and ties living in the house regularly head out on bikes for neighborhood surveillance, knock on doors to see who is home, and take copious notes after every encounter. [Mas…]


The Pilgrims were undocumented refugees fleeing religious oppression – ordinary families seeking freedom in a new land. But no one expects the Algonquin Migra. [Video by 18 Mountain Warriors.]

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The Pilgrims, after all, were undocumented refugees fleeing religious oppression, ordinary families seeking freedom in a new land. But no one expects the Algonquin Migra.

POCHO History 101: Illegal Pilgrims celebrate Thanksgiving (video)

by JUAN DON GAMERA November 27, 2013 Cultura
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The Pilgrims, after all, were boat people fleeing religious oppression, ordinary families seeking freedom in a new land. But no one expects the Algonquin Migra.

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Beyond the Facts: Patriotic student refuses to learn Spanish (video)

by Andalé Mono June 13, 2013 Cultura
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“You can’t force me to learn a foreign language on American soil,” high school sophomore Kyle Johnson said. “Spanish sucks! I’m American and I speak American!” And he went to court to fight for his rights. (NSFW explicit language.)

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Pocho History 101: Undocumented Pilgrims of Thanksgiving (video)

by JUAN DON GAMERA November 22, 2012 Cultura
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The Pilgrims, after all, were boat people fleeing religious oppression, ordinary families seeking freedom in a new land. But no one expects the Algonquin Migra.

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Al Madrigal to Jon Stewart: Mexicans lack ‘culture of success’ (video)

by Andalé Mono August 1, 2012 El Now
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POCHO Migrant Editor Al Madrigal reports on GOP nominee wannabe Mitt Romney’s trip to the Middle East and schools The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart on how Israel and America have God on their sides and how Mexico and the Palestinians don’t.

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Mexican Mitt Romney: My Pocho Ocho top Tweets from England

by MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY July 26, 2012 El Now
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Ann is having having trouble taking dictation (her Blackberries are on the wrong side of the estreet or something) so here are my personal Pocho Ocho Top Tweets from England for ustedes: 8. Mexican Mitt Romney: DAMN THERE’S A LOT OF MUSLIMS HERE 7. Mexican Mitt Romney: WE’RE GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS IN DRESSAGE, […]

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Food safety cops spot mysterious (Mexican?) CACA ‘intruder virus’

by Barney Asada June 11, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON) The anti-import National Food Safety Workshop (NFSW) here claims a dangerous foreign food virus is infecting Caucasian-American digestive systems nationwide. The comida cops say the virus is spread by manipulating the DNA of four foods native to Mexico — chiles, avocado, corn and agave. “We’re calling it the CACA Virus,” says NFSW […]

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Pocho Ocho reasons I hate ‘Hispanic’ magazines

by Al Carlos Hernandez February 17, 2012 Cultura
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8. They are published by carpetbaggers, coconuts, and Tio Tacos. 7.  They pander to corporate interests, while pimping community issues. 6.  They are written for the sole reason of selling institutional ads. 5.  Print is dead. The only people who don’t know that are the people who fund magazines.

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