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frito-bandito“Hispanic” Heritage Month, the officially-approved celebration of Latinx and their contributions to the United Estates of America, started Thursday.

Donald Trump’s GOP has proposed their own list of praise-worthy Hispanix for next year’s fiesta — assuming Trump wins — and POCHO has gotten a sneak peek at their nominations.

Peep this Mexclusive list of the Pocho Ocho Top GOP Picks for Latinx Heritage Month 2017:

8. The Frito Bandito

7. The Taco Bell Chihuahua

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hategene(PNS reporting from CHICAGO) They think they’ve finally figured it out: A single gene — passed from father to son — is responsible for the hateful words and actions perpetrated by white males.

A 20-year-long Northwestern University study on male aggression, released this morning, backs their conclusion.

The report, Male Pattern Whiteness: Genesis or Genetics, details a genetic relationship between male whiteness and the wave of white-originated violence sweeping the country, like mass shootings, killer cops and senseless foreign wars. [Mas…]

obamaweedFormer stoner Barack Obama doesn’t think marijuana “is more dangerous than alcohol,” according to The New Yorker:

“As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice, not very different from the cigarettes that I smoked as a young person up through a big chunk of my adult life. I don’t think it is more dangerous than alcohol,” the president said.

But if mota is not more dangerous than alcohol, what is? Here are the top eight contenders: [Mas…]

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POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz and POCHO Migrant Editor Al Madrigal (you may also know him from The Daily Show with Juan Estewart) are thankful for lots of stuff. Al is thankful that his son’s school’s athletic mascot is not racist, Lalo is thankful for his new Bordertown gig with Fox, and POCHO is thankful LatinoUSA with Maria Hinojosa let us share this audio from everyone’s favorite Latinos from the Future!

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Sarah Silverman: Stand your ground – with the Black NRA (video)

by Barney Asada September 11, 2013 Cultura
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The Second Amendment is for everyone, right? Join Sarah Silverman and support everyone’s right to life, so a young black man — armed with a gun for self defense — can wear a hoodie and walk to the store for Skittles without fearing for his safety. The Black NRA: Because we all need to stand […]

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Even George Zimmerman can’t believe what an asshole he is

by Lalo Alcaraz September 9, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from CENTRAL FLORIDA) Even George Zimmerman  cannot believe what a total stupid asshole he is. “Can you believe this guy? And by ‘this guy’, I mean ME. I keep getting pulled over for speeding, once I even had a gun in the glove compartment of my car! Me! A nationally hated guy, only famous […]

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Sheriff Joe taps George Zimmerman for school posse (photos)

by Santino J. Rivera August 1, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from PHOENIX) Now we know why child killer George Zimmerman was speeding through Texas with a gun in his vehicle — he was on his way to a new gig in Maricopa County, AZ. Sheriff Joe Arpaio broke the news in a Tweet late Wednesday night: The sheriff has a new school patrol […]

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La Cucaracha/Beandocks: Walking while brown (also hoodie) [toon]

by Lalo Alcaraz July 31, 2013 Cartoons
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Scary Naked Geraldo photo slashes ‘Walking While Black’ crime

by Lalo Alcaraz July 22, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from FLORIDA) Neighborhood Watch volunteers across the nation’s gated communities are posting Twitter photos of Naked Geraldo to frighten off dangerous junk food-toting hoodie-wearing kids. Award-winning journalist Geraldo Rivera, who proclaimed in his initial Tweet that “Seventy is the new Sexty,” snapped the nude photo of himself in the bathroom in order to […]

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NYPD fingers, pinches ‘twisted’ Geraldo Rivera in ‘sexting’ probe

by Santino J. Rivera July 22, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from NEW YORK CITY) Cable news reporter Geraldo Rivera was named a “person of interest” Sunday and detained for questioning in a “sexting” case by police here after he posted a twisted semi-nude “selfie” on Twitter. [Editor’s Note: Ruh, roh! Looks like Mr. Rivera has deleted that Tweet! But that’s the photo from […]

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‘They maid me do it,’ says Latina juror in Zimmerman case

by Victor Payan July 17, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from FLORIDA) In the latest shocking development in the George Zimmerman trial, Juror B29, the only person of color on the jury, is claiming she was coerced by the five Anglo female jurors into delivering a “Not Guilty” verdict. Juror B29 (photo), a Latina woman, says the other jurors threatened to deport her and […]

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Breaking: Activists say Zimmerman verdict hurts the babies

by Comic Saenz July 17, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from LOS ANGELES) Repercussions from the Zimmerman acquittal — which officially confirmed suspicions that nighttime walks to the store by brown and black children are risky, potentially fatal excursions — are already hurting area youngsters, according Avian-American activists. “Trayvon Martin was just a kid walking home from the local store with Tribbles and […]

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White Hispanics: ‘Hey! We’re not ALL murderous douchebags’

by EDWARD RUEDA July 16, 2013 Cultura
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“White Hispanic” is one of mainstream media’s hottest new buzzwords, a term that has leaped off of old census forms and job applications to join the ranks of “twerking,” “3-D printing,” and “Death to Edward Snowden!” The mainstream media needs to distinguish between different colors of Latinos because it was too polite to ask  “Why […]

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Breaking: Zimmerman arrested in bizarre gun heist

by Comic Saenz July 15, 2013 El Now

(PNS reporting from SANFORD, FLA) George Zimmerman is back in jail here tonight, arrested after a bizarre attempt to pinch his pistola from the police evidence room. Zimmerman, 29, got away with murder Saturday night in the killing of unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin. Under Florida law, he is entitled to the return of his child-killing […]

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Every mother’s worst nightmare (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 15, 2013 Cartoons
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What’s behind this cartoon? Lalo Alcaraz answered that pregunta for HLNTV.

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Come Visit Florida — The Where the Sun Don’t Shine State! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 13, 2013 Cartoons
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Zimmerman acquitted in Trayvon Martin homicide (courtroom photo)

by Comic Saenz July 13, 2013 El Now
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Pocho Ocho escariest Halloween costumes

by Especial Correspondents October 31, 2012 Cultura
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Your mileage may vary, of course, but these costumes will scare the hell out of some people in the neighborhood: 8. Lance Armstrong 7. Jerry Sandusky 6. Sheriff Joe Arpaio 5. Gov. Jan Brewja

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La Cucaracha’s Latino Heritage Month Highlights (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz September 24, 2012 Cartoons
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Fluffy Gabriel Iglesias caught Driving While Brown in Arizona

by Lalo Alcaraz August 15, 2012 El Now
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Chicano comic Gabriel Iglesias found out first hand what it’s like to be caught Driving While Brown in Arizona. Iglesias, who is currently on tour, was pulled over between Yuma and Phoenix in his giant tour bus (that bears his likeness and name), and his entire crew was subjected to a “papers please” search. Iglesias […]

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Mexclusive: Romney’s VP short list is now down to three names

by Lalo Alcaraz July 19, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON) Mitt Romney’s list of potential vice presidential running mates is now down to three finalists, campaign insiders report: Wei Chen, Chengdu, Sichuan, China Sadashiv Gupta, Mumbai, Maharashtra, India Ester Ramirez, San Antonio, San Miguel, El Salvador All three offer various strengths to Romney. Highly energetic Wei Chen is currently employed at […]

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Pocho Ocho other George and Shellie Zimmerman family secrets

by Especial Correspondents June 14, 2012 El Now
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The covert cash in their PayPal account they hid from the judge wasn’t the only George and Shellie Zimmerman Family Secret. POCHO espills the beans: 8. George and Shellie were married at a Ku Klux Klan Rally 7. George roomed with Mitt Romney at False Police Academy 6. The couple was once kicked out of […]

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