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That’s why they call him the Gunfather.

Mexican priest Jesus Alfredo Gallegos Lara packed a Colt .45 pistol beneath his vestments Saturday as he celebrated mass at a church in Chucandiro, Michoacan.

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zimmermanbjustedsquare(PNS reporting from CENTRAL FLORIDA) Even George Zimmerman  cannot believe what a total stupid asshole he is.

“Can you believe this guy? And by ‘this guy’, I mean ME. I keep getting pulled over for speeding, once I even had a gun in the glove compartment of my car! Me! A nationally hated guy, only famous for being a trigger happy dumbass who racially profiled and then killed a black child, is driving around the country over the speed limit, with a fucking gun! What balls I got on me! They must be made of brass! Let me check,” he said in an exclusive interview with PNS.

The 29-year-old self-styled Neighborhood Watch vigilante was detained this morning by police in Lake Mary, FLA after his estranged wife called 911 saying he had a gun and she was afraid for her life. [Mas…]

sheriffjoelong(PNS reporting from PHOENIX) Now we know why child killer George Zimmerman was speeding through Texas with a gun in his vehicle — he was on his way to a new gig in Maricopa County, AZ.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio broke the news in a Tweet late Wednesday night: The sheriff has a new school patrol posse, and it includes Zimmerman, a failed cop wannabe.

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Breaking: Zimmerman arrested in bizarre gun heist

by Comic Saenz July 15, 2013 El Now

(PNS reporting from SANFORD, FLA) George Zimmerman is back in jail here tonight, arrested after a bizarre attempt to pinch his pistola from the police evidence room. Zimmerman, 29, got away with murder Saturday night in the killing of unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin. Under Florida law, he is entitled to the return of his child-killing […]

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Minority gun owners start NGA group to challenge NRA supremacy

by Malcolm Mex January 23, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from COMPTON) Minority gun owners tired of the “racist white agenda” of the National Rifle Association have launched the National Gun Association (NGA) to lobby for the rights of Latino and African-American gun owners. NGA, straight out of the Los Angeles suburb of Compton, believes the NRA’s defense of mass shootings, which are […]

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Pocho Ocho secret items from Frida Kahlo’s closet *not* on display

by Especial Correspondents January 9, 2013 Cultura
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What’s behind the blue door? While visitors to the Casa Azul Museo Frida Kahlo in Mexico City think they’re viewing a definitive selection of items from Kahlo’s closet that have been hidden for 58 years, POCHO has learned that curators, sensitive to the artist’s legend, have held back some items from public display. Here are […]

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Carmen’s dream: Security guard today, tomorrow a cop (NSFW video)

by CISCO YBERRA June 11, 2012 Cultura
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You can be whatever you want to be if you just set your mind to it, and Carmen (played by Roberta Valderrama) knows she can move up the law enforcement ladder from mall security guard to a career with the police. (NSFW language.)

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Sababo Pochonte Thriller Theater: ‘La Hora de la Muerte’ (video)

by CISCO YBERRA May 26, 2012 Cultura
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In Tijuana, a washed-up late night radio talk show host mocks his callers’ tales of the supernatural until one man phones in his story…from the other side. La Hora de la Muerte (24 mins.) Spanish with English subtitles.

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