clothheadlineAntonin Scalia was the King of Judicial Jiggery-Pokery — until he was taken from us at the mean old age of 74.

His spirited defense of torture, based on something he saw Jack Bauer do on television’s 24, was truly his finest hour. [Mas…]

Based on an image by DonkeyHotey. who disavows this sentiment. [Mas…]

Hermosa Beach homies Pennywise are not very happy with Christmas. As the band sings in this poignant ballad, it might as well be Christmas in Hell.

The reelection of President Barack Obama is news around the world, too, so POCHO Ñews Service PNS sent reporters out on the street to gather reactions from colorfully-dressed pedestrians who consented to interviews and photos without compensation.

Here’s what they had to say: [Mas…]

Cocaine-growing heathen socialist Evo Morales is president of a country bound for Hell

(PNS reporting from BOLIVIA) Undoubtedly weakened by defending herself from deranged Islamo-fascists seeking to nestle in her naïve, hot-blooded bosom, Latin America has fallen victim to an even more dangerous attacker: The Green Dragon of Environmentalism.

Bolivia is slated pass unprecedented legislation that would grant the planet the same rights as human beings. The environment will be given special protections from industry and related development under the recently-proposed Law of Mother Earth. Socialist cocaine-growing President Evo Morales, the first openly-heathen president in Latin America, believes this legislation will help protect unwed whore Mother Earth from the fairy tale of climate change. [Mas…]