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newnastynews(PNS reporting from the ALT YORK CITY, ALT YORK) The Wednesday issue of the local “Alt-Right” newspaper — The Putin Press & Patriot — was prepared to report a Hillary Clinton’s election victory as an “attack” on America, PNS has learned (photo.) [Editor’s Note: A “newspaper” is an pre-Millennial period analog instantiation of intellectual property — i.e. “content” — fixed on a physical medium comprised of a data-carrying chemical reagent and processed dead trees.]

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Election 2016: Pick your poison (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA November 2, 2016 Cartoons
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R U READY? It’s time for ‘The Donald Victory Dance!’ (video)

by Moctezuma Cortés October 26, 2016 Cultura
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Can you Dance Like Donald? All the kool kids are doing it! [Video by BlueDogFilms.]

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NYC riot grrrls Le Tigre reunite for p*ssy-themed “I’m With Her” (video)

by Verdana Bold October 20, 2016 Cultura
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NYC electroclash band Le Tigre reunite to pledge their support for La Hillary in their first new song in over a decade, I’m With Her. [Video by Laura Parnes.]

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It’s the October Surprise! Pocho Ocho Top JuikiLiques Bombshells

by Especial Correspondents October 19, 2016 El Now
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Venezuela-based “transparency” website JuikiLiques dropped some big political bombshells this morning — the so-called “October Surprise.” POCHO’s Especial Correspondents axed all the refryable sources to concoct this list, so check it out: The Pocho Ocho Top Juikiliques Bombshells: 8. Donald Trump’s plan to have “Mexico pay for the wall” relies on hiring Mexican workers, not paying them, and then […]

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La Cucaracha: Last night I dreamed about the election… (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz October 10, 2016 Cartoons
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ON THIS DAY 1492: Strangers arrive from beyond the sea (toon)

by DAN MCCLINTOCK October 10, 2016 Cartoons
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[Dan McClintock, a product of an Inca princess and a Spanish conquistador, works as an artist, animator and illustrator. He wishes you “Happy Indigenous Day!”]

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La Cucaracha: Oh, Donald Bear, what a big basket you have! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz September 28, 2016 Cartoons
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Pocho Ocho most damaging Tweets Trump went back and deleted

by Comic Saenz September 28, 2016 El Now
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Reports are circulating that Donald Trump and/or his staff have been combing over his Twitter timeline and deleting embarrassing Tweets — remarks he and his campaign no longer want to defend. One Tweet he wishes wasn’t his claimed that China invented climate change to steal American jobs, a Tweet ridiculed Monday night by Hillary Clinton […]

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La Cucaracha: Crooked Hillary is bad at math (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz September 27, 2016 Cartoons
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Back from the dead y live on YouTube, FDR explains the debates (video)

by Comic Saenz September 26, 2016 El Now
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 32nd Presidente of the United Estates and Democratic Party icon, is back from the dead and live on YouTube with a video that explains in one minute what to expect in tonight’s Clinton vs Trump debate. Like both former Presidents Bush, former President Clinton, and former President Carter, former President Roosevelt will not be […]

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Debate Drinking Game: Turn lame to LOLs with Arpaio Viejo™ Tequila

by Especial Correspondents September 26, 2016 El Now
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Make tonight’s presidential debate extra especial with the POCHO Debate Drinking Game, sponsored by Arpaio Viejo™ Tequila. Keep your eyes on the screen, stay alert and react swiftly! Life is chort!

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Pocho Ocho Top Unsolved Mysteries (video)

by Especial Correspondents September 22, 2016 El Now
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Maricopa County Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio told a Tea Party meeting Tuesday he is still investigating President Obama’s birth certificate, which he says is a forgery. But that’s not all! These are Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Pocho Ocho Top Unsolved Mysteries: 8. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? 7. Fucking magnets, […]

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Donald Trump’s “Basket of Deplorables” looks like this (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz September 15, 2016 Cartoons
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If the ‘white vote’ was reported the same way as the ‘Latino vote’

by 1stWorldChicano August 12, 2016 Cultura
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At a campaign rally last month, Hillary Clinton announced Julian Castro as her pick for VP. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Castro, a rising star in the party, was chosen for his ability to reach white voters. Castro is fluent in English and very comfortable with white Americans. “Hello,” he said in his first […]

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A woman in the White House is just the start: ‘Madam President’

by Verdana Bold July 29, 2016 El Now
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Democrat Hillary Clinton is already making history. And come November, she could achieve another milestone: Becoming America’s first Madam President. Yet behind the groundbreaking nature of her candidacy lies an absence of women in elected office. The U.S. lags behind the rest of the world in female representation at the national level,

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From the Library of Congress: The sky is now her limit (1920 toon)

by HABLO PICASSO July 29, 2016 Cartoons
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In August of 1920, American women finally got the right to vote. Cartoonist Elmer Andrews “E.A.” Bushnell used the occasion to predict that a woman could/would/should become President of the United States. [Click on the image to enlarge.] Here’s the Library of Congress listing for this image: Title: [The sky is now her limit] / […]

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