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(PNS reporting from HOLLYWOOD) Latino media crix nix the new prime-time fall tele sked in latest minority tubthump, claiming the nets are ignoring a whammo part of the aud by nixing topline talent of color. They also accuse not only webs, but percenteries, individual percenters, reps, prexies and veeps for the lack of color in the ranks of exex, scribblers, scripters, scribes, helmers and thesps. [Mas…]

superbrewerFormer Arizona Governor Jan Brewja is predicting Donald Trump will win in the Hate State elections because Latinos won’t vote.

“Nah,” Brewer said in an interview with the Boston Globe. “They don’t get out and vote. They don’t vote.”

What else does she foresee? Here are her Pocho Ocho Mas Loco Predictions:

8. Pigs will fly.

7. When nasty women stop provoking the average guy with slutty clothes, rapes will stop.

6. If regulators approve the AT&T-Time Warner merger, the cable guy will actually arrive between 10am and 2pm. [Mas…]

La Cucaracha: Who exactly are those Latinos for Trump? (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz March 9, 2016 Cartoons
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BORDERTOWN Mexclusive: Whites are a minority in Mexifornia (video)

by Comic Saenz December 22, 2015 Cartoons
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OMG! Is it true? For the first time in history, whites are a minority in Bordertown, Mexifornia. What are the implications for gringos like Bud?

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La Cucaracha: Coming soon to a hood near you (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz August 31, 2015 Cartoons
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[Due to popular demand, I have made this La Cucaracha comic strip print available immediately. “Straight Outta College” was inspired of course by the movie Straight Outta Compton, and also by all of our communities’ need for higher education. You can order here.]

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How to sell stuff to passionate, emotional Hispanics (1-minute video)

by Comic Saenz May 28, 2015 Cultura
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You’re passionate, Mr. and/or Ms. Hispanic, and emotional. You like stories, and web video stories under one minute long especially. Do we have some stories for you! Also tacos, which all Hispanics love, futbol ditto, and la musica, piñatas and burros tambien. HEY! WHAT ABOUT SPICY?

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Breaking: Rick Perry moving West: ‘Let’s turn Cali red!’

by María Purísima July 9, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from AUSTIN) Rick Perry told a crowd of press and supporters here Monday that he will not seek another term as Texas governor when his term expires in 18 months. Instead, the longest-serving governor in Texas’ history said he was going to do the unthinkable: move to California to turn the state back into […]

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Update: Judge says killer whales more violent because black

by Malcolm Mex June 5, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from NEW ORLEANS) The “Honorable” Judge Edith Jones further angered civil rights and animal rights activists today when she issued a statement claiming killer whales were more violent than other sea life because they are black. Jones, who was blasted for her earlier assertion that blacks and Latinos are more violent than Caucasians, […]

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It came from outer espace: Demographic meteor disaster (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 22, 2013 Cartoons
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More toons from POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz @ Huffington Post Latino Voices… RELATED: Yucatán prays for Russia after meteor Take back the world: Vote the Dinosaur Party in 2012 (toon)

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Politics at the airport: It’s true – I’m a Latina and I do want stuff

by CAROL CAIN November 9, 2012 Cultura
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I am on my way to Los Angeles. My baby brother is getting married. It is going to take me close to 12 hours to get to him, courtesy of the latest storm to hit the North East, Athena. In order to get to LA, I am having to travel from Newark to Charlotte, NC […]

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Small Georgia town bans sale, use of ‘illegal alien paraphernalia’

by EresNerd July 3, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from DIXIE) The City of Morrow, GA voted yesterday to ban “illegal alien paraphernalia.” City Ordinance 187 — the so-called Press A Tortilla Go to Jail law — is a response to the Supreme Court’s ruling that Arizona  SB 1070 was mostly unconstitutional. The small town (population 4882) banned the sale and use within […]

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Pocho Ocho ways the candidates are scheming to get the Latino vote

by Elise Roedenbeck and S.J. Rivera April 20, 2012 El Now
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8. Gastronamía Going after the gastronomic vote, Dems and Repubs plan to offer Latino voters free tacos and salsa at the polls (all tacos made by immigrant labor.) Mitt Romney has even changed his tune about cheesy grits, now heralding cold maduros as his favorite breakfast. 7. Stereotypical Shows Both parties are promising to fund […]

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