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When Juanita Carmelita throws an Easter party for the kids, she’s expecting the Easter Bunny to make a guest appearance. But the costume store is out of bunny costumes, so a long-haired bearded Savior-looking guy in robes shows up instead. Dare we expect . . . . a MIRACLE? [Frankie Quiñones stars as Juanita Carmelita.]

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guadaloops Look for Jesu Krispis, Guada Loops and Tade0s on store shelves soon! [Click to enlarge.] [Mas…]


When Juanita Carmelita throws an Easter party for the kids, she’s expecting the Easter Bunny to make a guest appearance. But the costume store is out of bunny costumes, so a long-haired bearded Savior-looking guy in robes shows up instead. Dare we expect . . . . a MIRACLE? [Frankie Quiñones stars as Juanita Carmelita.]

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Jesus is back, this time on Hollywood Boulevard, in the person of Argentine actor Miguel Mas, fabulous star of Jesus Christ: The Musical. [Mas…]

jesustortillaJesus Cristo has appeared on a tortilla in San Antonio, Texas. His burnt, crusty face showed up (photo) on a homemade flour tortilla just after his mom, La Virgen de Guadalupe, appeared on another flour tortilla in nearby Mexifornia.

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jesustortillawide“A woman in southern Mexico decided to use a tortilla she had just made for spiritual, rather than physical, food after seeing the face of Jesus Christ looking back at her,” reports the Daily Mail:

Enedina Mendoza and her family make tortillas in the small Oaxacan town of Tlalixtac de Cabrera, and the baker that she [said] normally doesn’t even look at her creations.

However, instead of sending one tortilla off to become a blessed burrito, Mendoza took another glance and recognized the son of God.

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Will Shakila become the next ‘Christmas Idol’? (video)

by JUAN-DMC December 25, 2014 Cultura
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The Christmas Idol panel of judges is as tough as a grand jury. Santa Claus, Lady Sharoun the Purple, and Jesus H. Christ Himself can make a contestant’s dreams come true or break her heart. Can Shakila (Roberta Valderrama) win them over with her hot hot hot version of Feliz Navidad?

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Breaking: New Latino Christmas cereals from Kellogg’s

by HABLO PICASSO November 18, 2014 Cartoons
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Look for Jesu Krispis, Guada Loops and Tade0s on store shelves soon! [Click to enlarge.]

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Jesus Christ and Sarah Silverman: A fetus is not a person (NSFW video)

by FEM N. ISTA January 21, 2014 El Now
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Nice Jewish girl Sarah Silverman (her sister is a rabbi in Israel) gets to spend some quality time with fellow Jew Jesus F*cking Christ; it turns out Jesus has a mission for Sarah. [NSFW adult language.] PREVIOUSLY ON SARAH SILVERMAN:

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Epistle to the Internets: ‘Jesus Had A Jewish Mother’ (toon)

by Cartoonistas December 27, 2013 Cartoons
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“Mom, how many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb?” “Don’t worry about me, Sammy, I’ll just sit here in the dark.” [RIMSHOT.] Was it any different for Jesus of Nazareth and his Jewish mother Mary? Cartoonista Idan Schneider answers the kvetching question as the toon continues here: Jesus Had A Jewish Mom. PREVIOUSLY […]

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Two Commies (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 9, 2013 Cartoons
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Will Shakila’s ‘Feliz Navidad’ win the next ‘Christmas Idol’? (video)

by JUAN-DMC December 9, 2013 Cultura
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The Christmas Idol panel of judges is a tough one. Santa Claus, Lady Sharoun the Purple and Jesus H. Christ Himself have power to make a contestant’s dreams come true. Can Shakila (Roberta Valderrama) win them over with her hot hot hot version of Feliz Navidad? PREVIOUSLY ON ROBERTA VALDERRAMA:

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Miguel Mas is fabulous as JC in ‘Jesus Christ: The Musical’ (video)

by SELMA CAHUENGA August 23, 2013 Cultura
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Gloria Gaynor provides the music as Jesus walks Hollywood Boulevard. Argentine actor Miguel Mas is the fabulous star of Jesus Christ: The Musical. Video by Javier Prato. PREVIOUSLY ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD:

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It’s Cesar Chavez’s birthday, and Google threw a Doodle party

by Lalo Alcaraz April 1, 2013 El Now
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Late Saturday night, as I searched for some historical images for a new history book I’m illustrating, I saw that Google had finally honored farm labor icon Cesar Chavez with their “Google Doodle.” My first thought (and tweet) was, “Brace yourselves for anti-Mexican, anti-immigrant, anti-Cesar Chavez racist hate from internet Christians on their Holy Day.”  […]

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