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Vatos Chuy and Smiley made up a Christmas wish list, but they’re checking it twice!

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Cameras were rolling in Jerusalem when Nazareth carpenter Yeshua Ben-Yosef and friends gathered for a Passover seder that would turn out to be Ben-Yosef’s Last Supper. Here’s their video.

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Hey Vato! What do you really, really want for Christmas? (video)

by EL SANTO CLAUS December 23, 2016 Cultura
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Vatos Chuy and Smiley made up a Christmas wish list, but they’re checking it twice! PREVIOUSLY ON NIKE CORTEZ:

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For Cyber Monday (or not): Happy Hipster Holidays! (photos)

by JAI LIGA NOCHE November 28, 2016 Cultura
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Tired of the same old same old Nativity with the holy homeless Jewish family and the animals in a manger and Los Tres Reyes Magos? So 2000 years ago, am I right? What you need is the new Hipster Nativity Set, an actual product, available from ModerNativity.com for $129 plus taxes and shipping.

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Day of the Dead: Los 4 Judios Mas Importantes de la Historia (video)

by ONO MISTERBILL November 1, 2016 Cartoons
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The Four Most Important Jews in History are back from the dead just in time for Dia de los Muertos. Can they all just get along? [Video by Abraham Luna.]

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Religious figures to Guadalupe: You’re a ‘miraculous appearance hog’

by María Purísima October 6, 2016 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from MEXICO CITY) Leading Catholic personalities gathered here this week to address a simmering controversy in the official Divine Advent & Manifestation Union (DAMU): members claim that La Virgen de Guadalupe (photo, center) is a publicity hog when it comes to miraculous appearances. “Can’t the Son of God just miraculously appear on a slice of […]

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Trump’s ‘Supply-Side Jesus’ will make America great again (video)

by Comic Saenz August 9, 2016 Cartoons
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Donald Trump’s economic policies, unveiled yesterday in Detroit, would erase whatever meager protections we have left against out-of-control corporations, let polluters ruin our air, spoil our water, and boil our endangered planet, kill Obamacare, give rich people a tax break and ruin whatever progress we have made since George W. Bush and his Wall Street […]

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Good Friday particularly disappointing for ambitious Facebook post

by SYDNEY PRESLEY March 25, 2016 El Now
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(PNS reporting from RANCHO CUCAMONGA) The clock is ticking for Pope Franciss’ Facebook post, which is 50 AMEN comments short of its 10k goal and the promised resurrection and triumphant return of Jesus Christ. The photo posted by the FB account using the Pontiff’s image has garnered thousands of “likes” and “shares” but was shy of […]

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‘Fist of Jesus’ slays! Epic Easter 15-minute zombie flick from Spain

by Verdana Bold March 25, 2016 Cultura
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Jesus slays in this gore-filled zombie video from Spain.  You’ll never think of resurrection the same after witnessing Fist of Jesus!  Happy Easter!

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Face of Jesus appears on flour tortilla in San Antonio (photo, video)

by ZORRO MULDER January 7, 2016 Cartoons
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Jesus Cristo has appeared on a tortilla in San Antonio, Texas. His burnt, crusty face showed up (photo) on a homemade flour tortilla just after his mom, La Virgen de Guadalupe, appeared on another flour tortilla in nearby Mexifornia. News4SanAntonio reports:

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Meanwhile, in America, the debate goes on (toon)

by ANDY MCCLURE November 24, 2015 Cartoons
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This was just text on Facebook…. Via Andy McClure on IMGUR.

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POCHO El Pastor: ¿Who would Jesus deport?

by Pastor Ruben Nuño October 19, 2015 Cultura
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Don’t you just love being awakened at the crack of dawn on a Saturday morning with a knock on the door from your cheerful neighborhood congregation? If you are from the southeast Los Angeles area that might have been me (dispensa for the madrugada). One thing I’ve learned is that faith, politics and culture are […]

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Oaxaca woman finds face of Jesus on homemade tortilla (video)

by Barney Asada June 25, 2015 El Now
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“A woman in southern Mexico decided to use a tortilla she had just made for spiritual, rather than physical, food after seeing the face of Jesus Christ looking back at her,” reports the Daily Mail: Enedina Mendoza and her family make tortillas in the small Oaxacan town of Tlalixtac de Cabrera, and the baker that […]

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Blessed are the farm workers… (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 18, 2014 Cartoons
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In the name of Jesus! This Mexican kid is harassing me! (video)

by Andalé Mono October 9, 2014 Cultura
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Too much caffeine? A “Christian” lady in an Oklahoma coffee shop has hella angry feels. “In the name of Jesus!” she exclaims. “This Mexican kid is harassing me!” We’re confused. Do you think his name might be Jesús? The video is from 2011, but crazy H8RZ are forever.

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What does it mean when it says ‘Love your neighbor’? (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA September 4, 2014 Cartoons
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X-rays prove Mexican Christ statue has human teeth (videos)

by Verdana Bold August 12, 2014 Cultura
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That awkward moment when an art restorer finds the teeth in an 18th Century Mexican statue of Jesus are human teeth. Y tambien en español:

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Life of Brian: ‘Always look on the bright side of life!’ (video + lyrics)

by MOE HADDOW April 20, 2014 Cultura
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We’re with Brian: “If life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten!” Happy Easter! (NSFW because they sing “shit.”) Sing along with these handy lyrics (and guitar chords):

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