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newnastynews(PNS reporting from the ALT YORK CITY, ALT YORK) The Wednesday issue of the local “Alt-Right” newspaper — The Putin Press & Patriot — was prepared to report a Hillary Clinton’s election victory as an “attack” on America, PNS has learned (photo.) [Editor’s Note: A “newspaper” is an pre-Millennial period analog instantiation of intellectual property — i.e. “content” — fixed on a physical medium comprised of a data-carrying chemical reagent and processed dead trees.]

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Ignacio Padilla was always Republican; he even served as treasurer of the party in New Mexico. But everything changed when Trump became the party’s nominee. Padilla started making Trump piñatas and was fired. Now he gives people in Santa Fe a chance to hit Trump.

clintoncastroAt a campaign rally last month, Hillary Clinton announced Julian Castro as her pick for VP.

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Castro, a rising star in the party, was chosen for his ability to reach white voters.

Castro is fluent in English and very comfortable with white Americans. “Hello,” he said in his first public address as the vice-presidential nominee. “I’m happy to be here with all of you today.” The crowd responded warmly to his introduction in their native language.

“What most people don’t realize is that Julian speaks excellent English. It will give him the ability to communicate with the white vote” said a source close to the nominee. [Mas…]

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Lalo Alcaraz and Gustavo Arellano: What is ‘Hispandering’? (audio)

by Comic Saenz November 9, 2015 Audio
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POCHO’s Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz (right) and POCHO Associate Naranjero Gustavo Arellano (left) know politicians will say and do almost anything to get the critical Hispanic vote. Last week, they explained this “Hispandering” to LatinoUSA.

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La Cucaracha: Hispanics love Trump! Arriba, arriba! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz November 6, 2015 Cartoons
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Kanye West practices Latino outreach for 2020 campaign (video)

by EDUARDO BURRO September 1, 2015 El Now
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When he makes his presidential run in 2020, Kanye West is not gonna alienate potential Latino voters like Trump, oh no he won’t.

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I’m Donald Trump and I approved this hateful message (toon)

by JUNCO CANCHÉ August 28, 2015 Cartoons
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This toon originally appeared in the San Diego Free Press. Gracias!

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It came from outer espace: Demographic meteor disaster (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 22, 2013 Cartoons
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More toons from POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz @ Huffington Post Latino Voices… RELATED: Yucatán prays for Russia after meteor Take back the world: Vote the Dinosaur Party in 2012 (toon)

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Local Latina mom tired of people suddenly caring about her, Latinos

by María Purísima January 18, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from HOUSTON) María Solis is tired. Specifically, she’s tired of everybody suddenly caring about what she thinks — about anything at all. Ever since the election and subsequent media obsession with the “Latino voter,” her  life has changed dramatically. “It’s getting to be a bit much,” she told PNS in a Skype interview Thursday […]

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Pocho Ocho ways you gabacho guys might be Hispandering

by JOSE JIMENEZ November 14, 2012 Cultura
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Since the election, all the cool guys want to be Latinos and maybe you do too, Mr. White, Non-Hispanic-American. We understand, but we want to make sure you don’t go overboard. Peep our pocho ocho ways you might be Hispandering: 8. Goodbye iPod, hello maracas 7. Your name is now spelled Bíll Coñnelly 6. You […]

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Contagious Latinophilia hits U.S.; Boehner, Hannity, Arpaio infected

by María Purísima November 13, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) Public health officials are concerned about contagious Latinophilia that has spread with breathtaking speed across America since Bronco Bama’s reelection last week. Former anti-Latino pundits and politicians who for years went out of their way to make life miserable for Latinos are now succumbing to what scientists believe may be […]

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From 2008: ‘Viva Obama’ (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz November 8, 2012 Cultura
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I made this poster four years ago and today seems like a good time to re-run it. It’s a big, long illustration, so if you’re seeing this on the home page the entire graphic is below — and you can click on the image for a bigger version.

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Ñewsweek: Tucson school board’s exercise in ignorance and hate

by MIGUEL GUALES April 8, 2012 El Now
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POCHO Migrant Editor Al Madrigal (he commutes coast-to-coast so he can work nights as Senior Latino Correspondent for The Daily Show) went to Tucson AZ to find out why students there aren’t allowed to take classes in Mexican-American history. Cameras running, Al interviewed a school board official who was apparently high on ignorance, stupidity and hate. […]

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