I’m not a hard guy to get along with, as long as you adhere to the Pocho Ocho Most Important Terms and Conditions for Dealing With Me:

8. Don’t call me amigo; it’s the first sign we’re not friends

7. Friends don’t let friends… put lettuce in their burritos

6. Every time you microwave a tortilla, an angel loses its wings


It’s Raining Tacos, you say? Yum yum yum, yummity yum! It’s like a dream!