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chanclastreeDear 2016:

Don’t let the door hit you on the nalgas on the way out, you horrible year, you. Buh bye. Scram. Get lost. A la chingada!

Every juan here at POCHO tried her hardest in 2016. We were the online world’s premier Mexclusive supplier of

What what did we get? Pinche President-elect Trump.

And now the struggle moves to a new stage.

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nikkivargasAlberto Martinez, an agave farmer and mezcal distiller in Oaxaca, makes his traditional liquor the old fashioned way. Nikki Vargas (photo) has the story.

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cucacastingcouchesHollywood needs Mexicans. We’ve been been saying it since we started:

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chris-rock-700Hollywood needs Mexicans.

Chris Rock just pointed that out to “the industry” in the Hollywood Reporter:

…but forget whether Hollywood is black enough. A better question is: Is Hollywood Mexican enough? You’re in L.A, you’ve got to try not to hire Mexicans. It’s the most liberal town in the world, and there’s a part of it that’s kind of racist — not racist like “F— you, nigger” racist, but just an acceptance that there’s a slave state in L.A. There’s this acceptance that Mexicans are going to take care of white people in L.A. that doesn’t exist anywhere else. I remember I was renting a house in Beverly Park while doing some movie, and you just see all of the Mexican people at 8 o’clock in the morning in a line driving into Beverly Park like it’s General Motors. It’s this weird town. [Mas…]

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GOP alerts Congressmen on vacay to ‘looming threat of liberalism’

by Comic Saenz August 5, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, DC) As the Republican-controlled House of Representatives left town for a five-week paid vacation, GOP leaders warned members returning to their home districts to be on high alert because of unspecified “threats of liberalism.” “These liberals are out there with their ‘logic and facts and science,’ and all our malarkey will […]

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Family disowns Chicana after discovering she’s vegetarian

by María Purísima May 31, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from LAREDO, TX) Alma Huerta returned to her South Texas home for the summer vacation a changed woman. The 20-year-old history major, the first in her family to go to college, has begun to learn about post-modernism and existentialism in her freshman classes at the University of Texas at Austin. She’s also started […]

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First it’s ‘illegals’ then next thing you know it’s yard chickens (video)

by CHUCK FULLOVNUTZ February 26, 2013 El Now
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The Fight for the Real America is taking place every day in small Real American cities like Iowa City, Iowa. First the Obamanation wanted to give “sanctuary” to “illegal immigrants” and now these hippie lib-tards want to give a big thumbs up to people keeping chickens in their back yards.

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Dear Abuelita: Oh so liberal, like brown on rice, a Lone Star lament

by Dear Abuelita June 27, 2012 Cultura
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Dear Abuelita, I know the pathetic preguntas that give you the opportunity to insult poor suffering souls are the ones you pick to answer, but I really need your ayuda! So put your hearing aids and reading anteojos on and eschuchame! Some members of mi familia are pinche plain racist, elitist, and sexist! As the […]

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