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Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) has deep feels about his gay brothers and sisters in space because an asteroid killed the dinosaurs and what about extra-terrestrial colonies like Matt Damon and God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. He shared his concerns on the floor of the United States House of Representatives in late May.

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Newly-released NASA Mars Curiosity rover photos reveal truth about chemtrails on the Red Planet and alien UFO wreckage from the craft used to kill JFK and bring down the Twin Towers and spread space gluten and vaccine-borne autism.

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marspochaCalifornia-born Yari Rodriguez wants to be a crew member on that one-way trip to Mars – but she’s scared.

For Smith College engineering grad Rodriguez, the most terrifying thing about a one-way trip to Mars isn’t a rocket malfunction, lack of oxygen, or the probability of death on Mars, she told Fox News Latino. It’s the cameras.

“It’s the scariest part about the whole mission,” Rodriguez, 27, said. “I’m really shy and nervous…I’ve been coming to terms with being on TV.” [Mas…]

RIP Neil Armstrong, American Hero

by Comic Saenz August 25, 2012 El Now
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(NSFW video.)

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Rover on Mars, Negroes in space and ‘Whitey on the Moon’ (videos)

by Malcolm Mex August 17, 2012 Cultura
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As NASA’s rover Curiosity blazes new trails on Mars, POCHO recognizes the space agency’s racial advances since the early days, ’57 or ’58.  It was a different time. (NSFW language.) And it was a different time in the 1970s when poet Gil Scott-Heron recorded his rap/poem Whitey On the Moon as well. Or not so […]

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Ñewsweek: Crip-walkin’, boner-stalkin’, white-talkin’ and Irish stuff

by Comic Saenz August 12, 2012 El Now
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POCHO caught Olympic fever this week as the ñews from London captivated the Internets. Who could ever forget the magic of Serena William’s Crip-walking victory dance, complemented by our astutely-curated contextualizing rich media augmentation — a C-walk video from España? And when a bronze-winning American rower brandished a boner at the medal ceremony, only Jon […]

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It was a green-skinned big-eyed flying Martian robot peeper (toon)

by CARLOS SAGAN August 7, 2012 Cartoons
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Mexclusive: Curiosity’s cameras photograph possible alien life-form

by CARLOS SAGAN August 6, 2012 El Now
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BREAKING NEWS: The Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena has just released the first in a series of photographs from the Curiosity Mars Rover that appear to show a strange alien life-form on the surface of the Red Planet. POCHO is following the story and will bring you updates as they come in.

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Video documents February UFO over Mexico City

by danger will robinson March 8, 2012 Cultura
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What do you think of this video of a UFO buzzing Mexico City?

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Franklin says ‘swarthy’ immigrants hurt our rep on Mars

by GAYLORD P. HARNELL February 6, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from PHILADELPHIA) Local publisher Benjamin “Sparky” Franklin (Poor Richard’s Almanac) is shocked by all the non-English-speaking dark-skinned foreigners in the City of Brotherly Love and worries about how our planet appears to residents of Venus and Mars. The “swarthy” German newcomers are too stupid to learn English, the Society Hill resident charged in […]

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