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Houston: We’ve got tacos — in space!


Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) has deep feels about his gay brothers and sisters in space because an asteroid killed the dinosaurs and what about extra-terrestrial colonies like Matt Damon and God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. He shared his concerns on the floor of the United States House of Representatives in late May.

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CSAkidA 15-year-old from Quebec, Canada, has pinpointed the location of a lost Mayan city, and he found it by looking at the stars.

The Independent reports:

A 15-year-old boy believes he has discovered a forgotten Mayan city using satellite photos and Mayan astronomy.

Maya civilization chose the location of its towns and cities according to its star constellations. [Mas…]


It’s not easy, making a chicken taco while floating weightlessly in the International Space Station, but NASA astronaut Scott Kelly is determined.

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Sure looks like a metal manufactured object on Mars (video)

by ROD ESTERLING November 5, 2015 El Now
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Newly-released NASA Mars Curiosity rover photos reveal truth about chemtrails on the Red Planet and alien UFO wreckage from the craft used to kill JFK and bring down the Twin Towers and spread space gluten and vaccine-borne autism. The Inquistor reports:

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La Cucaracha: MASA announces historic Mars discovery (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz October 14, 2015 Cartoons
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La Cucaracha: NASA flies by a comet (#TBT 2010 toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz November 13, 2014 Cartoons
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45 years ago, the USA fake-landed on the Moon (video)

by Soy Capitan July 16, 2014 Cultura
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The United States faked a Moon landing 45 years ago today. FUSION Space Cadet Elise Roedenbeck reports. [Roedenbeck patrols several quadrants of the Twitterverse on the Federation Star Cruiser Buttronica.)

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NASA 2013 Highlights: From Earth to Deep Espace (video)

by ROD ESTERLING December 26, 2013 Outer Espace
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Oh my God — it’s full of stars!

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Terror on the Moon: “2014 – A Space Odyssey” (30-second video)

by OBI JUAN December 19, 2013 Cultura
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Houston, this is Civility Base. The Beagle has landed. PREVIOUSLY IN OUTER ESPACE:

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Mexicans falling to Earth from space? Not to worry, scientists say

by Santino J. Rivera April 5, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from OUTER ESPACE) Let that long-held breath out, folks. The Alpha Mexnetic Spectrometer has picked up a lot of mysterious antimatter in low Earth orbit recently – but that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a sign of falling Mexi-matter, AKA “Space Mexicans” falling to Earth, according to NASA. In fact, even with the 400,000 pocho-particles […]

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Tio Sam’s official gummint blog: No Mayan Apocalypse for you

by Andalé Mono December 6, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Yes, your Uncle Sam wastes your tax money on blogs while millions suffer and our country lurches toward the fiscal cliff. And Tio Sam says no Mayan Apocalypse for you, despite the obvious DOOMSDAY 2012 COUNTDOWN CLOCK in the right column of EVERY PAGE ON POCHO which says we only have two weeks left! Ignoring […]

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Unmasked! Vatican-Jesuit conspiracy hides truth about aliens (video)

by RUFUS OUTDEAR September 8, 2012 Cultura
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Whistleblower Leo Zagami‘s The Vatican’s UFO Agenda unmasks the shocking New World Order-Zionist-Nazi-Jesuit-Illuminati disinformation campaign to hide the presence of space aliens among us, a centuries-old effort designed to further their vast merchant-of-death world domination power grab. And be careful what you tell your priest. After all, the so-called Sacrament of Confession is Job One […]

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And after Apollo 11? ‘Neil Armstrong: The Ohio Years’ (video)

by Jose Jimenez August 28, 2012 El Now
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After small-town Middle American Neil Armstrong returned from the Moon, life never was the same, even during The Ohio Years.

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RIP Neil Armstrong, American Hero

by Comic Saenz August 25, 2012 El Now
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(NSFW video.)

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Rover on Mars, Negroes in space and ‘Whitey on the Moon’ (videos)

by Malcolm Mex August 17, 2012 Cultura
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As NASA’s rover Curiosity blazes new trails on Mars, POCHO recognizes the space agency’s racial advances since the early days, ’57 or ’58.  It was a different time. (NSFW language.) And it was a different time in the 1970s when poet Gil Scott-Heron recorded his rap/poem Whitey On the Moon as well. Or not so […]

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Giant Sun-eating space dragon chased away by pot-banging hippies

by Obé Juan Xinobé May 21, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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(PNS reporting from MALIBU) Pot-banging hippies gathered on Southern California beaches yesterday and chased away the space dragon that was swallowing our Sun. “We totally knew this humongous dragon was comin’ brah, so we set up a Facebook page and got everyone down here with their bongos and pots and pans. Our sonic countermeasures commenced […]

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Alien: The Easter Edition (video)

by JOSE JIMENEZ April 8, 2012 Cultura
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The crew of the USS Chocstromo really should have seen this coming.

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GOP to José Hernández: Where’s your space certificate? *Updated

by SOY CAPITAN March 29, 2012 El Now
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CLICK HERE FOR  MORE POCHONAUT COVERAGE *(SACRAMENTO) A judge ruled Thursday afternoon that Democratic candidate José Hernández can indeed call himself an “astronaut” on the official ballots for U.S. Congress, according to a late report from the California state capital. (SACRAMENTO March 26) He’s a NASA veteran who has been to the International Space Station […]

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Ground Control to Major Juan (song for a Latino astronaut)

by Victor Payan March 27, 2012 Cultura
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Astronaut José Hernández is not getting much love from the GOP. Party lawyers insist the Democratic candidate for U.S. Congress needs to show his space papers before he can call himself an “astronaut.” MR. POCHO doesn’t play that. He commissioned this song and music video to honor Astronaut José Hernández, an American hero. The complete […]

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SCHWA the Video: Dear ‘Stick People’ – Your Alien Overlords are here

by THE KRELL February 25, 2012 Cartoons
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Before X Files claimed “the truth is out there,” before anyone heard of the Mayan Apocalypse, visionary Bill Barker raised the alarm, warning the few who would listen about the real illegal immigration threat – the imminent invasion of Gray Aliens from Outer Espace. For a while, anyhow. Then he went over to Their Side. […]

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Mayan Doomsday experts can’t agree on how long is left

by Barney Asada February 18, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from the YUCATAN) The emergency Leap Year meeting of the Eschatological Chronology Society ended in disarray here Thursday as doomsday gurus couldn’t agree on whether the Mayan Apocalypse should be calculated in Colored People’s Time, Chicano Time or Jewish Standard Time. Scientists at the conference were hoping to resolve the question before Leap […]

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