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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, DC) Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, R-Wis., revealed the GOP’s proposed Obamacare replacement Tuesday.

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La Cucaracha

La Cucaracha: GOP wants credit for economic recovery (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 4, 2015 Cartoons
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One Canadian’s Opinion: Sen. Ted Cruz for President (video)

by Moctezuma Cortés March 14, 2014 El Now
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Cuban-Canadian-American Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) is the best man for the next President of the United States, you Yankee hosers. With Sarah Palin as VP. PREVIOUSLY ON TED CRUZ:

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La Cucaracha: Less Obamacare, more health food tacos (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 27, 2014 Cartoons
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Pocho Ocho reasons Sen. Ted Cruz is still a Canadian citizen

by Comic Saenz January 6, 2014 El Now
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Despite promises, 2013 Pendejo of the Year Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) has not relinquished his Canadian citizenship. Here are the Pocho Ocho reasons why:

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My proposed redesign for the Washington Redskins mascot (toon)

by JIMWICH October 17, 2013 Cartoons
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Here are the existing logo and my redesigned version full size:

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GOP to America: ‘I’ll fix you!’ (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA October 3, 2013 Cartoons
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Confused about ‘Obamacare’? You’re not the only one (video)

by TROLO LOCO October 2, 2013 El Now
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Do you understand what the big deal is about Obamacare? Do you get all the details? Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Eugene Mirman is confused about the Affordable Care Act, too.

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Breaking: GOP blames unidentified suspect for shutdown

by Lalo Alcaraz October 1, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, DC) The GOP knows who to blame for today’s partial Federal government shutdown. “An unidentified black man came along out of nowhere, drew a gun and demanded that Republicans shut down the government,” according to Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH).

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Sen. Ted Cruz explained in one handy Venn diagram (toon)

by JIMWICH September 25, 2013 Cartoons
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PREVIOUSLY BY JIMWICH:

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Flash: Three authors get Castaneda Research Bullshit Award

by Comic Saenz June 12, 2013 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from LOS ANGELES) Carmen Reinhart and Kenneth Rogoff, authors of the mathematically-challenged Growth in a Time of Debt pro-“austerity” study, and Jason Richwine, the Heritage Foundation researcher who claimed Hispanics have lower IQs, are the recipients of the 2013 Carlos Castaneda Award for Academic Bullshit, it was announced today. The prize is named for […]

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Pleased as ponche, Tres Flores triplets give company to workers

by Especial Correspondents November 20, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from ALTADENA) Pleased with the reelection of the President, thrilled to provide Obamacare for their employees and acknowledging their loyal workers built a small family firm into a billion-dollar corporation, the three siblings who own the Tres Flores Corporation are giving their company to their staff. Abelardo, Bernardo and Chichi Flor — 83-year-old […]

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Maria Cholula resigns as company president, cites affair with Tapatio

by LOBO BLITZER November 13, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from JALISCO) Maria Cholula resigned Monday night as president of the Mexican hot sauce company that bears her name, citing a brief affair with Tagberto Tapatio, who heads a competing corporation. Her resignation follows a Facebook posting of a blurred photo of the executive with her picante amigo. Maria Cholula founded the company […]

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