ovni

[EDITOR’S NOTE:Janet Air? Huh? Click here to learn more.]


Dude was out driving his taxi last week in Villa Mercedes, in the province of San Luis, Argentina, when he started having electrical problems with his car. First the radio went crazy. Then the car died. Then he saw this thing in the sky. But what was it? Doh! It was an UNIDENTIFIED flying object — an objeto volador NO IDENTIFICADO.

More at INEXPLICATA, the Journal of Hispanic UFOlogy. FWIW, Inexplicata locates the incident in San Luis, MX, but we think that’s wrong.

Miami Latina running for Congress took a trip on a UFO (video)

by ZORRO MULDER October 19, 2017 El Now
Thumbnail image for Miami Latina running for Congress took a trip on a UFO (video)

Three tall, blonde-haired space aliens kidnapped her and took her for a ride in their UFO, which was controlled by quartz rocks, she said. Now Republican entrepreneur Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera (pictured with non-alien tall blonde — we think) is seeking the GOP nomination for Florida’s 27th Congressional District. The NY Post has some deets:

[Mas…]

Got Leche? Ask your doc if UFO cow nipple is right for you! (video)

by EL GOJIRO September 27, 2017 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Got Leche? Ask your doc if UFO cow nipple is right for you! (video)

We asked Google Translate for help with the title of this video –らくのうマザーズCM らくのう牛乳 牛乳ビーム編. Here’s what we got back: “Ramones no Mothers CM Dairy milk milk milk beam.” The text under the video? “Milk is poured directly from the UFO into the cup which the children have! What? I express taste direct delivery.” So now you […]

[Mas…]

Up in the Argentine sky – it’s a bird, it’s a plane, WTF is it? (video)

by ZORRO MULDER June 28, 2017 El Now
Thumbnail image for Up in the Argentine sky – it’s a bird, it’s a plane, WTF is it? (video)

What is that shiny, solvery thing in the sky near Salta, in Northwest Argentina? The excellent Inexplicata blog explains:

[Mas…]

Fleet of OVNIs/UFOs shuts down Lima, Peru airport (video)

by ZORRO MULDER March 22, 2017 El Now
Thumbnail image for Fleet of OVNIs/UFOs shuts down Lima, Peru airport (video)

The OVNIs are coming the OVNIs are coming! Two recent sightings of UFOs in formation over Lima, Peru resulted in Jorge Chávez International Airport shutting down twice. Mysterious Universe reports:

[Mas…]

It came with a message from outer space (Poorly Drawn Lines toon)

by Reza Farazmand January 9, 2017 Cartoons
Thumbnail image for It came with a message from outer space (Poorly Drawn Lines toon)
[Mas…]

What is it? UFO/OVNI photo’d over San Antonio high school (photos)

by ROD ESTERLING August 10, 2016 El Now

Have the Space Brothers come to straighten out a screwed-up America and an especially messed-up Lone Star State? Were they here Monday? Photos submitted to MUFON sure show something strange in the skies over a San Antonio high school named after the racist traitor Robert E. Lee. [All photos are minimized on this page. Click […]

[Mas…]

La Cucaracha: The Taco Cart Guy’s secret – revealed! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 19, 2016 Cartoons
Thumbnail image for La Cucaracha: The Taco Cart Guy’s secret – revealed! (toon)
[Mas…]

Watch: Pregnant mujer crossing border gives birth to ‘Alien’

by ROD ESTERLING July 19, 2016 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Watch: Pregnant mujer crossing border gives birth to ‘Alien’

Locked in the back of a van, desperate migrants must cross the Mexican border into the U.S. before one of them gives birth to an illegal alien. The Birth of an Alien (El Nacimiento de un Extranjero) is from Sumiko Braun.

[Mas…]

Mexican farmer built pyramid because space aliens from Orion (videos)

by ESKY PILOT June 3, 2016 El Now
Thumbnail image for Mexican farmer built pyramid because space aliens from Orion (videos)

Raymundo Corona built a stone pyramid on his farm near the Mexico-U.S. border on orders from a tall alien from the Constellation Orion named Herulayka, who had honey-colored eyes and white hair, like many Orionians, except for those other Orionians with honey-colored hair and white eyes, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

[Mas…]

‘Witch’ OVNI/UFO flies low and slow over Monterrey (2007 videos)

by ZORRO MULDER February 23, 2016 Cultura
Thumbnail image for ‘Witch’ OVNI/UFO flies low and slow over Monterrey (2007 videos)

Remember that time in 2007 when a witch flew low and slow over Monterrey? Realidad o fición?

[Mas…]

An OVNI/UFO came to town — but thankfully didn’t harm us (toons)

by ZORRO MULDER February 9, 2016 Cartoons
Thumbnail image for An OVNI/UFO came to town — but thankfully didn’t harm us (toons)

A spaceship came to town — thankfully they didn’t harm us.

[Mas…]

As sunny skies returned, did an OVNI/UFO visit Los Angeles? (video)

by ZORRO MULDER February 3, 2016 El Now
Thumbnail image for As sunny skies returned, did an OVNI/UFO visit Los Angeles? (video)

Did an Unidentified Flying Object/Objeto Volador No Identificado buzz La La land Monday? It looks like a bunch of runaway birthday balloons to us, but WTF, the truth is out there. Also, we want to believe.

[Mas…]

Poderoso OVNI/UFO spotted over Yerba Buena, Tucumán, AR (video)

by ZORRO MULDER January 21, 2016 El Now
Thumbnail image for Poderoso OVNI/UFO spotted over Yerba Buena, Tucumán, AR (video)

The yerba may have been hella buena Monday night in Yerba Buena, Tucumán province, Argentina, but even the dogs were barking when Tomás Luciani spotted a “poderoso” (powerful) OVNI. Inexplicata explains:

[Mas…]

Did an OVNI/UFO make ‘crop circles’ in Honduras? (video)

by ZORRO MULDER December 3, 2015 El Now
Thumbnail image for Did an OVNI/UFO make ‘crop circles’ in Honduras? (video)

Why is there a giant depression (crop circle?) in a sorghum field outside of Victoria, Yoro, in Honduras. Some folks point to a UFO/OVNI. Inexplicata reports:

[Mas…]

Missile test? Or was Califas just ‘discovered’ by Ovni Colón? (toon)

by JUNCO CANCHÉ November 12, 2015 Cartoons
Thumbnail image for Missile test? Or was Califas just ‘discovered’ by Ovni Colón? (toon)
[Mas…]

Sure looks like a metal manufactured object on Mars (video)

by ROD ESTERLING November 5, 2015 El Now
Thumbnail image for Sure looks like a metal manufactured object on Mars (video)

Newly-released NASA Mars Curiosity rover photos reveal truth about chemtrails on the Red Planet and alien UFO wreckage from the craft used to kill JFK and bring down the Twin Towers and spread space gluten and vaccine-borne autism. The Inquistor reports:

[Mas…]

Hold the OVNI – all ‘El Mexican’ wants is a nice cool one (video)

by ZORRO MULDER October 13, 2015 Cartoons
Thumbnail image for Hold the OVNI – all ‘El Mexican’ wants is a nice cool one (video)

Nothing like a cool refreshing cerveza on a hot dusty desert day. El Mexican gets all that, and more.

[Mas…]