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Now that the reconquista is complete and Latinos actually run the Hollywood they’ve built, cleaned, gardened, babysat and fed all these the years, the Movie Mogulistas are prepping Latino X-Men. Johnny Sanchez, a reporter for The Flama, was at the auditions. [NSFW adult language.]

Your mileage may vary, of course, but these costumes will scare the hell out of some people in the neighborhood:

8. Lance Armstrong

7. Jerry Sandusky

6. Sheriff Joe Arpaio

5. Gov. Jan Brewja [Mas…]

These are the stories that broke the ñews this week on POCHO.

Award-winning Pocho Rican actress Rosie Perez released a video that explained how she is totally in agreement with Gov. Mitt Romney about how it SO helpful being Latino; Mexican-American Paul Rodriguez spoke up for the Rominator in a Spanish audio message we translated for you; and New Mexico was the setting for a sad story of the last unmodified 1964 Chevrolet Impala.

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Mexican-born (just like his BFF’s dad!) actor and comedian Paul Rodriguez wants Latinos to vote for Gov. Mitt Romney in November and recorded 60 seconds of audio (below) to explain why. No habla Espanish? No problemo! We made this video with English titles so you can follow along.

Background footage via the Occupy Wall Street Archive.