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(PNS reporting from MEXICO CITY) Mexico’s senate approved a bill yesterday to build a wall around the tourist mecca of Cancun to discourage the flood of vacuous drunken junior college troglodytes that descend upon the city’s pristine beaches every “Spring Break.”

“When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best…Stop me if you’ve heard this before,” Senator Enrique LaRaza said in his speech prior to the approval vote.

“They’re sending people with Chinese symbol tattoos, and they’re getting even more regrettable tattoos here. They’re bringing spray tans. Bleach tips. They’re bringing two years of obligatory foreign language Spanish. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, go to four-year universities.” [Mas…]

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Latinos pissed, aggressively emphasize America not a country

(PNS reporting from MANHATTAN) For years, Latinos have insisted that they are also “Americans.” Now, U.S. President Donald Trump plans to fine them each time they use the term.

Latin-Americans have well-known fury from being excluded from the “American” membership. Each time a U.S. citizen identifies as American, the resulting argument is more intense than deciding which abuela makes the best tamales. [Mas…]

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In December 1950, Woody Guthrie moved into the Beach Haven Apartments in Brooklyn. His landlord was Fred Trump, father of Donald. Trump’s greed and racism inspired Guthrie to write Old Man Trump.

Ryan Harvey updated that song, and made this video with Ani DiFranco and Tom Morello (RATM).

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La Cucaracha: Trump lists crimes committed by immigrants (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz March 15, 2017 Cartoons
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Ask your doctor if IMPEACHARA® is right for you (video)

by DON TREDAME March 13, 2017 El Now
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Since November 8, have you felt angry, depressed, morose, unable to face the day? Ask your doctor if IMPEACHARA® is right for you. [Video by Sam Friedlander.] PREVIOUSLY ON ASK YOUR DOCTOR:

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Alice Bag: We reject your ‘Reign of Fear’ (music video, lyrics)

by Soy Capitan February 14, 2017 El Now
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East Los punk pioneer Alice Bag wrote this song for the orange-skinned fascist fear monger. We reject, she sings, your Reign of Fear. Mira los lyrics:

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La Cucaracha: Today’s lesson, children: What are facts? (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 10, 2017 Cartoons
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La Cucaracha: Trump sets his priorities (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 8, 2017 Cartoons
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Get your ‘Refugees Welcome’ sticker pack here (toons)

by Cartoonistas February 8, 2017 Cartoons
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This is a real thing, and you can buy a set of stickers or print your own by following this link. Screw the haters. Love your neighbor. #WeShallOvercome.

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