You can be whatever you want to be if you just set your mind to it, and Carmen (played by Roberta Valderrama) knows she can move up the law enforcement ladder from mall security guard to a career with the police. (NSFW language.)

(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON) GOP strategists — concerned the declining jobless rate hurts their chances of winning the White House  — are now attacking the Obama Administration for causing rampant over-employment.

“Obama’s policies are creating more and more jobs. Haven’t Americans suffered enough these last three years?  Jobs are the last things they want,” Republican pollster Charlie “Chuck” Charles told a morning meeting of the Contradict Reality and Progress Political Action Committee (CRaP PAC.) [Mas…]