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facebookstatusf(PNS reporting from RANCHO CUCAMONGA) The clock is ticking for Pope Franciss’ Facebook post, which is 50 AMEN comments short of its 10k goal and the promised resurrection and triumphant return of Jesus Christ.

The photo posted by the FB account using the Pontiff’s image has garnered thousands of “likes” and “shares” but was shy of the required AMENs as Easter loomed.

“I didn’t expect the post to take off like it did,” said Annette Benson, 54, a retired San Bernardino County clerk who runs the account from her home here. “I guess it just shows how much America is in need of a prayer right now. Jesus is what will make America great again. Let me hear you say AMEN!” [Mas…]

lalotrumpdevil“Please allow me to introduce myself,” he said. “I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, long year, stole many a man’s soul and faith. Pleased to meet you; hope you guess my name. But what’s puzzling you is the nature of my game.”
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¿A qué viene el Papa a Juárez?

#ElLateNight #PapaFrancisco #ElPapaEnJuarez #ElPapaEnMX

Posted by El Late Night con Badía. on Sunday, February 14, 2016

En route to Juarez, Mexico, El Papa Francisco calls up Jesus Cristo to see maybe they can spend some fun time hanging out.

Capone – aka Derrick Lee the Gangster of Comedy – loves Latino churches, and it sounds like he knows what he’s talking about! 😉

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gutierrezRepresentative Luis V. Gutierrez (D-ILL), who fights for the American dream as a Member of Congress representing Chicago, thinks we’ve got

  • A Pope, Francis, and an
  • Anti-Pope, the Donald.

He explained it all on the floor of the House of Representatives, using popular movie tropes and big photographs: [Mas…]

At the Romero Beatification: Eyewitness to History (video)

by ROBERTO LOVATO May 29, 2015 El Now
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(SAN SALVADOR) The beatification celebration for Monsignor Oscar Arnulfo Romero is building up momentum, playing Sombrero Azul, the national anthem of the revolutionary left during the bloody barbaric civil war that laid the cultural, economic and political foundation for the current gang — government violence in this pueblo muy sufrido. They listen to the lyrics: […]

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Pope: ‘Quakes are message from God: Let there be gay’

by Especial Correspondents April 1, 2014 El Now
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(PNS reporting from VATICAN CITY) The recent earthquakes in Southern California are a message from God, according to Pope Francis. The Almighty, he told a visiting delegation of American Catholics Monday, will shake things up until they are more gay. “Lord knows this mortal world needs some bright flashes of color that aren’t suicide bomb […]

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Jesus Re-Branded: ‘Capitalism is the reason for the season’ (video)

by BETH LIAM December 23, 2013 Cartoons
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Push the Sacred Heart of this Re-Branded Jesus Action Figure and he’ll tell you the New Gospel: You can both serve God and money — go forth and profit. The love of money is at the root of … all successful entrepreneurs. If they’re hungry, sell them something to eat! On sale now at a […]

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Pope Francis makes war on Christmas (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA December 23, 2013 Cartoons
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Two Commies (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 9, 2013 Cartoons
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PREVIOUSLY ON POPE FRANCIS:

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Elise @buttronica Roedenbeck VS the Pope — on Twitter (video)

by Comic Saenz July 19, 2013 Cultura
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Our MiJA, Elise @buttronica Roedenbeck, doesn’t want much. She just wants additional followers on the Twitter as part of her plan for worldwide social media domination. Follow Elise to win a small box lunch with individual carafe of wine plus other cool incentives like scribbled notes and video winks (must be over legal drinking age […]

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Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘MiJA Weekly’ Easter Spirit Special 4.01.13 (video)

by Elise Valderrama March 31, 2013 El Now
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This week on MiJA, I get into the Easter spirit while Google pisses a bunch of people off. Also, I don my pink rubber gloves and prove that you’re never too young for senior moments. Happy Easter! Previously on MiJA WEEKLY…

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Can Pope Francis I make history disappear? (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA March 19, 2013 Cartoons
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