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Hey Vato! What do Smiley and Chuy really want for Christmas (video)

by EL SANTO CLAUS on December 20, 2017 in Cultura, Video


Vatos Chuy and Smiley made up a Christmas wish list, but they’re checking it twice!

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La Cucaracha: Olive the Other Reindeer is in big trouble (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz on December 18, 2017 in Cartoons, Cultura

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Do you want to see more like this in 2018?

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Hey Vato! What do you really, really want for Christmas? (video)

by EL SANTO CLAUS on December 23, 2016 in Cultura, Video


Vatos Chuy and Smiley made up a Christmas wish list, but they’re checking it twice!

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La Cucaracha: Our store has a very liberal return policy (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz on January 6, 2016 in Cartoons, Cultura

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La Cucaracha: Maybe we can return those Xmas gifts here (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz on January 5, 2016 in Cartoons, El Now

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La Cucaracha: If returning Xmas gifts is wrong, I don’t … (toons)

by Lalo Alcaraz on December 30, 2015 in Cartoons, Cultura

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La Cucaracha: Dear Santa Claus …. (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 18, 2015 Cartoons
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The Pocho Ocho worst Valentine’s Day gifts evah?

by La Chata February 13, 2015 Cultura
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8. Candy Bra: Lets face it, dude, the gift wasn’t really for your girl — it was for your own enjoyment. If eating chalky conversation hearts is what turns you on, you might as well just give her one. Plus, you could have thrown it on her body when she was naked. Now you just […]

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La Cucaracha: Did Santa bring you everything you wanted? (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 29, 2014 Cartoons
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La Cucaracha: End shopping stress with this one simple trick (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 23, 2014 Cartoons
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Watch: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Happy Father’s Day!

by ROD ESTERLING June 13, 2014 Cultura
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It’s a wonderful life for Dad on Father’s Day. Presents. Cards. He’s surrounded by his loving family. Let’s look a little closer…

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All the GOP wants for Christmas is… (2009 toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 19, 2013 Cartoons
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Pocho Ocho worst Christmas presents

by Especial Correspondents December 17, 2013 Cultura
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The latest Hey Vato! video prompted a little soul searching by the Pochodores. What are Pocho Ocho worst presents you could get or give this Christmas? 8. A used shank 7. Threefried beans 6. Governor Jan Brewja Doll

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Hey Vato! What we really, really want for Christmas (video)

by EL SANTO CLAUS December 16, 2013 Cultura
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Vatos Chuy and Smiley made up a Christmas wish list, but they’re checking it twice! PREVIOUSLY ON NIKE CORTEZ:

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The Pocho Ocho worst Valentine’s Day gifts evah?

by La Chata February 14, 2013 Cultura
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8. Candy Bra: Lets face it, dude, the gift wasn’t really for your girl — it was for your own enjoyment. If eating chalky conversation hearts is what turns you on, you might as well just give her one. Plus, you could have thrown it on her body when she was naked. Now you just […]

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Pocho Ocho worst Christmas presents evah

by La Chata December 26, 2012 Cultura
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Maybe it’s me. I mean no one else gets presents like this, do they? This year, mi cholo got me action figure condoms! Hard to believe I know, but it’s been worse. Here’s my list of the pocho ocho worst Christmas presents evah: 8. Flan-flavored vodka 7. Wine bra 6. Makeup kit from Rite Aid

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Aunt Chippy: How to wrap a Christmas present (NSFW video)

by JUAN LANDERS December 11, 2012 Cultura
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Aunt Chippy demonstrates the easy way to wrap up your gifts for the holidays. (NSFW language.)

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La Cucaracha: Dear Santa – All I want for Christmas is… (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 6, 2012 Cartoons
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A tribute to Dad, sorta, and some straight talk for Father’s Day (video)

by Lalo Alcaraz June 17, 2012 Cultura
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Happy Papis Day to all the papas, and the mamas too. My Dad was not the greatest role model for Fatherhood, but he did do what he could. He went to work everyday at his hard labor job, then let alcohol kill him, dying when I was 13. So excuse me if I don’t get […]

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Happy Father’s Day: Are these the niños you were looking for?

by El Guapo June 17, 2012 Cultura
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Are you a father? If so, your big day is here. Dinner plans are in motion. The finger paints are out. You can hear the ugly ties and BBQ equipment being poorly wrapped  by tiny hands with still-developing fine motor skills. Glitter is strewn about the kitchen like the aftermath of a grisly triple Twilight-vampire murder […]

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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Happy Father’s Day! (video)

by CISCO YBERRA June 17, 2012 Cultura
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It’s a wonderful life for Dad on Father’s Day. Presents. Cards. He’s surrounded by his loving family. Let’s look a little closer…

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