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With complaints about debate moderator Jim Lehrer’s stupid questions and complete lack of huevos filling the mediascape, we came up with a list of the Pocho Ocho moderators we’d like to see at the next debate:

8. Machete
7. The Wu-Tang Clan
6. Paul Mooney
5. Andrew Dice Clay [Mas…]

(PNS reporting from LOS ANGELES) Thousands of Americans were rushed to hospitals across the country last night as the result of a “presidential debate drinking games” gone horribly wrong, according to news reports.

The games, promoted by the @DebateBlitz Twitter account, asked people to drink a shot of alcohol any time a percentage was mentioned, or the words “jobs” or “taxes” were used by either candidate.

Ted Keilah, a sophomore at San Diego State University, was the first reported casualty of the game, when friends called 911 at 6:20 PM PDT, during Gov. Mitt Romney’s opening remarks.

“Ted was one of the lucky ones,” said dorm mate Ron de Cuba. “By the final handshake, people were passed out all over the floor, and the bathroom was a bigger mess than the Romney campaign.” [Mas…]

@MexicanMitt Romney: I’m prepped y ready for Debate Number Juan

by MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY October 3, 2012 El Now
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I AM TANNED, RESTED AND READY. AND MORE TANNED. AJUA! I have been preparing all night for my debate against BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA. Tonight there will be A LOT OF JUAN ON JUAN MASTERDEBATING. I will right ALL THE LEFT-LEANING POLLS with my victory! I will completely dominate, not LIKE A BOSS, but LIKE A […]

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Romney-Ryan team debuts new campaign ad

by Victor Payan August 13, 2012 Cartoons
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(PNS reporting from ESALT LAKE CIUDAD) The Romney-Ryan campaign has wasted no time in positioning its dynamic duo as caped crusaders fighting for the interests of millionaires everywhere and PNS has obtained this advance copy of their latest ad (image, above.) GOP insiders tell PNS the campaign discarded the original slogan Romney Ryan: A Package […]

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Al Madrigal smuggles negative political ads into Mexico (video)

by Comic Saenz July 18, 2012 El Now
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POCHO Migrant Editor Al Madrigal puts on his Daily Show Senior Latino Correspondent hat and rubber gloves to spice up the Mexican presidential elections with smuggled negative political advertisements.

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Mexican Mitt Romney is live on Twitter: I am in it to guin it!

by Andalé Mono January 12, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from CYBER ESPACE) Like virtual huitlacoche  growing on a diseased ear of GOP political corn, an avatar of candidate Mitt Romney emerged on Twitter Wednesday, a digital fungus thriving on the stinking mess of Tuesday’s New Hampshire primary. Using the handle @MexicanMitt,  the campaign’s online Hispanic personality exalts Romney as a canny opportunist, occasionally-job-killing corporate […]

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Iowa analysis: Hatred for poor edges out homophobia, racism

by Lalo Alcaraz January 4, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from IOWA) Hatred for the poor won in Iowa yesterday,  squeaking by second-place entry homophobia and runners-up racism and tax evasion in the hotly-contested GOP caucuses. In a stunning, almost come-from-behind finish, current homophobe and former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum ended the caucus vote in a number two position, rubbing up right behind […]

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