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In Kentucky, aka KY, the state with the same initials as a popular personal lubricant, County Attorney John K. Carter says being Hispanic is reason enough for a motorist to be pulled over by police in Oldham County. In open court. With video rolling. And the defense attorney pretends she didn’t hear that, just like the lady judge didn’t hear that either. That’s why they need the KY.

After all, only 1.3% of the county is Hispanic, so who even cares? And why are they here in this posh Louisville suburb anyhow? Hispanics be like lazy, collecting welfare and food stamps, speaking Espanish and stealing jobs from white people, am I right?

“Oh no, I di-int,” Prosecutor Carter esplained later [paraphrase], according to The Courier Journal: [Mas…]

justbrewerbigArizona Governor Jan Brewer won’t run again, she announced Wednesday, but said her retirement as governor won’t put an end to her dreams.

“A mule is an animal with long funny ears,” she told an audience at a school in Glendale, AZ,  “she kicks up at anything she hears. Her back is brawny and her brain is weak, she’s just plain stupid with a stubborn streak. So when I walk out of this school, I’ll still remain a stupid mule.”

There are Pocho Ocho items on her bucket list, Brewja said:

8. Realize her dream of starting a clothing optional retreat with Sheriff Joe Arpaio

7. Spend more time with her coven

6. Convince George Lucas to cast her as Evil Yoda in the next Star Wars movie [Mas…]

Breaking: Activists say Zimmerman verdict hurts the babies

by Comic Saenz July 17, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from LOS ANGELES) Repercussions from the Zimmerman acquittal — which officially confirmed suspicions that nighttime walks to the store by brown and black children are risky, potentially fatal excursions — are already hurting area youngsters, according Avian-American activists. “Trayvon Martin was just a kid walking home from the local store with Tribbles and […]

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Every mother’s worst nightmare (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 15, 2013 Cartoons
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What’s behind this cartoon? Lalo Alcaraz answered that pregunta for HLNTV.

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Come Visit Florida — The Where the Sun Don’t Shine State! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 13, 2013 Cartoons
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CNN identifies three Mexican mujeres wanted for Boston bombings

by RUFUS OUTDERE April 19, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from BOSTON) CNN has identified the three Mexican women suspected of the Marathon bombing, sources say: Three obese Mexican women…are the chief suspects in the Boston Marathon attack. “My top-level sources have confirmed that the individuals depicted in these photos planned, coordinated, and put into effect this week’s deadly bombing,” said CNN reporter […]

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Random sampling of Arizonans elated by SCOTUS SB1070 ruling

by Lalo Alcaraz June 25, 2012 El Now
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Some Arizonans were elated that the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that one key part of SB1070 is constitutional at the same time three other portions were overturned in today’s 5-3 opinion. The part ruled constitutional requires an officer to make a reasonable attempt to determine the immigration status of a person stopped, detained or […]

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