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It’s hard being an Asian in America, Tony Vinh explains to the crowd at Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, TX. For example, you can get racially profiled and people think you have a small penis. [NSFW adult language.]

navarrobannerMaybe I grew up in a mostly Latino and African American neighborhood because that was where my parents could pay rent.

Maybe they could only pay rent there because my parents immigrated into this country with only a bag of clothes. Maybe they worked 16 hrs a day 7 days a week in ranches cutting cabbage. Maybe they worked 2 or 3 jobs, and yet it was barely enough to get by. [Mas…]


Kap G is just cruisin’ round town when the cops pull him over and jack him up and all his friends. There’s a song for that: F____ la policia. [NSFW adult language.]


It’s hard being an Asian in America, Tony Vinh explains to the crowd at Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, TX. For example, you can get racially profiled and people think you have a small penis. [NSFW adult language.]

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Sheriff Joe taps George Zimmerman for school posse (photos)

by Santino J. Rivera August 1, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from PHOENIX) Now we know why child killer George Zimmerman was speeding through Texas with a gun in his vehicle — he was on his way to a new gig in Maricopa County, AZ. Sheriff Joe Arpaio broke the news in a Tweet late Wednesday night: The sheriff has a new school patrol […]

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La Cucaracha/Beandocks: Walking while brown (also hoodie) [toon]

by Lalo Alcaraz July 31, 2013 Cartoons
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Howard University in hoodies: ‘Am I Suspicious?’ (video)

by Verdana Bold July 17, 2013 El Now
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Run! Black men in hoodies! These Howard University undergrads and grads are not the gangsters you were looking for.

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Breaking: Bolivia says U.S. ‘racially-profiled’ Morales’ jet

by Malcolm Mex July 5, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from LA PAZ) Bolivian Pres. Evo Morales is angry that the United States “racially-profiled” his jet as it was leaving a conference in Moscow and forced it to land in Austria, the whitest country in Europe. Bolivian Foreign Minister David Choquehuanca, who was mistaken for Morales at a press conference in Vienna, said […]

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Caucasian-Americans rally across U.S. to protest racial profiling

by Comic Saenz April 22, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from RANCHO POCHO, CA) With defiant shouts of “Don’t Cauc me, bro!” and “Chechnya? I just metchnya!” dozens of Caucasian-Americans filled the corners of city parks and the edges of town squares across the Nation Sunday to protest what they call “illegal racial profiling” against Caucasians. The identification of two Caucasian-American suspects in […]

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CNN identifies three Mexican mujeres wanted for Boston bombings

by RUFUS OUTDERE April 19, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from BOSTON) CNN has identified the three Mexican women suspected of the Marathon bombing, sources say: Three obese Mexican women…are the chief suspects in the Boston Marathon attack. “My top-level sources have confirmed that the individuals depicted in these photos planned, coordinated, and put into effect this week’s deadly bombing,” said CNN reporter […]

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Al Madrigal goes to Arizona to understand legislative gridlock (video)

by Comic Saenz November 16, 2012 El Now
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The Daily Show’s Senior Latino Correspondent Al Madrigal goes to Arizona to understand how a streamlined legislative process can benefit the country. DISCLOSURE: Madrigal is also POCHO’s Migrant Editor.

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Jan Brewja: Save time, hassle with the Self-Deportation Station (video)

by Verdana Bold August 22, 2012 El Now
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All real Arizonans know it’s a pain in the AZ to racially-profile, harass, arrest and then deport people who look different from you! That’s why Gov. Jan Brewer is pleased to announce her automagic, high-tech, made-in-America, job-creating final solution for all those damn Mexicans. Inspired by pioneering self-deportationist Daniel D. Portado, Brewja is introducing nifty […]

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AZ Gov. Jan Brewja OKs curbs on undocumented youth, apples, twigs

by Lalo Alcaraz August 16, 2012 El Now
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Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (photo, right) has signed an executive order directing state agencies to deny driver’s licenses and other public benefits to young undocumented immigrants who obtain work authorizations under the new Obama administration Deferred Action program. She also signed executive orders dealing with undocumented children and other matters: Undocumented farmworker children may not […]

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Fluffy Gabriel Iglesias caught Driving While Brown in Arizona

by Lalo Alcaraz August 15, 2012 El Now
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Chicano comic Gabriel Iglesias found out first hand what it’s like to be caught Driving While Brown in Arizona. Iglesias, who is currently on tour, was pulled over between Yuma and Phoenix in his giant tour bus (that bears his likeness and name), and his entire crew was subjected to a “papers please” search. Iglesias […]

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Uncle Sam setting up concentration camps for white males

by Pocho Ñews Service August 10, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from OAK CREEK, WI) Following the second mass shooting by a white male in just a few weeks, Federal authorities will soon start building and outfitting concentration camps for young, white men racially profiled as potential domestic terrorists. The last time concentration camps were mandated in the U.S. was during World War II […]

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It was a green-skinned big-eyed flying Martian robot peeper (toon)

by CARLOS SAGAN August 7, 2012 Cartoons
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Documentary: ‘Zoot Suit’ knows the way to Monterey (video)

by ESPIKE CHONES August 4, 2012 Cultura
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In 2008, Monterey County education officials (Central California) mounted a massive effort to stage three separate productions of Luis Valdez’ epic play, Zoot Suit, featuring combined casts and crews of kids from all their high schools. This documentary follows the teachers, Valdez, local volunteers and student actors from planning through auditions to show time. The […]

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Desaparecidos love song for Sheriff Joe: ‘MariKKKopa’ (video)

by QUESO QUESEM August 2, 2012 El Now
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You can feel the love for Arizona Marcipoa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio in this hot new track from the Desaparecidos. Latinos who love Sheriff Joe Sheriff Joe’s new brand of tequila Sheriff Joe vs George Lopez (NSFW video)

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Happy July 4, fashionistas! May I see your papers, please?

by Yuppie Chicana July 2, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from ARIZONA) For fashionistas, this July 4 holiday season is less about parades and barbecues and more about flashing your passport, if you have one. The new patriotic papers fashion flair follows the Supreme Court’s recent decision to uphold the “show me your papers” provisions of SB1070. And now everybody wants those papers. […]

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You too can be telepathic like Arizona SB1070-lovin’ cops! (video)

by Lalo Alcaraz June 27, 2012 El Now
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Rep. Luis Gutierrez, a Democratic congressman from Chicago, steps up to the lectern in the United States House of Representatives and teaches all of America how to be “telepathic” like the Arizona cops and politicians who somehow know – without racial profiling – who is undocumented and who is not. A must-see video for Justin Bieber […]

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Driving While Brown? Try ‘Arizona-me’ (SB1070 NSFW video) *UPDATED

by Lalo Alcaraz June 25, 2012 Cultura
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UPDATED JUNE 25: Now that the Supreme Court says it’s OK for Arizona’s cops to continue their demands for “papers,” this advice video for folks contemplating a drive through the Hate State of Arizona is even more critical. From Familia del Barrio. Watch and learn! — (MARCH 24) The U.S. Supreme Court

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Ñewsweek: Karma 90210, Colombian high, Abuelita licks frog problem

by Comic Saenz April 22, 2012 El Now
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Karma or koincidence? POCHO Jefe-in-Chief Lalo Alcaraz spoke to a digital media industry panel at the Taberna Mexicana in Beverly Hills in February After the panel, a lady outside the restaurant profiled Lalo as the valet parking guy and wanted him to retrieve her vehicle Taberna Mexicana suddenly closed last week We’ve got Lalo’s Big […]

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