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I fell into a burnin’ ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
I fell into a burnin’ ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire

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They say it’s only a “teaser” for America Back by Jill Solbule but we think this one-minute music video is perfect just as it is. [NSFW F-bomb.]

Pocho Ocho most alarming symptoms of RNC Treasonnaires’ Disease

by Comic Saenz July 18, 2016 El Now
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(PNS reporting from CLEVELAND) Jailhouse emergency wards here are filling up with RNC delegates placed on 72-hour mental health holds following “disturbing the peace” arrests. Clevelanders have been swamping 911 with reports of out-of-town Republicans incoherently screaming, “acting all hatey ‘n’ shit,” and/or “dreaming impossible dreams” after being ordered to cease and desist. “If the […]

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Pocho Ocho reasons Latinos weren’t turned on by political conventions

by Elise Valderrama September 11, 2012 El Now
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The political conventions are finally over and the poll results are in: Latinos don’t really care. How can this be!? The Democrats saw the GOP’s Rubio and raised them two Castros! To help our political friends understand, here are the Pocho Ocho reasons Latino voters were not turned on by the conventions: 8. No piñatas […]

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Ñewsweek: Japanese cholas, @MexicanMitt sings, DNC delirium

by Comic Saenz September 9, 2012 El Now
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Is brown the new black? That’s the question POCHO asked in a massively-popular photo essay that featured Japanese women who dress like cholas. They make ‘gang’ signs, they pose and they mad-dog the camera. Is this a good thing? Political coverage broke most of the ñews this week as just-released-from-Twitterham-jail @MexicanMitt Romney debuted a music video […]

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Take back the world: Vote the Dinosaur Party in 2012 (toon)

by JIMWICH September 6, 2012 Cartoons
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Bring back the world the way it was! Vote Dinosaur in 2012. The Dinosaur Party lives here.

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When Clint Eastwood met the Chairman of the Board (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz September 4, 2012 Cartoons
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What happens in Tampa doesn’t stay in Tampa.

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New music from @MexicanMitt Romney: ‘The Juan Percent’ (video)

by SAM OLDIBUT GUDI September 4, 2012 Cultura
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Popular and controversial Twitter character and POCHO contributor MexicanMitt Romney sings for himself in this post-Republican Convention lament, a new song to mark his release from Twitterham Jail. It’s called The Juan Percent. Co-starring Rafalca Romney and Pollo Ryan. WTF? Jail? Catch up on MexicanMitt’s Twitter arrest, incarceration and release here

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Ñewsweek: Did the GOP send @MexicanMitt to Twitterham Jail?

by Comic Saenz September 2, 2012 El Now
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Could it be? Was Presidential future loser Mitt Romney’s campaign so upset with POCHO contributor MexicanMitt Romney‘s Twitter feed that they made the social networking company lock @MexicanMitt in Twitterham Jail just before their candidate’s speech to the GOP convention Thursday? Although @MexicanMitt’s simultaneous Twitter espeech to the RNC was smuggled out of Twitterham Jail and […]

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MexicanMitt’s ‘Letter from a Twitterham Jail:’ I have been paroled

by YOUR NEXT PRESIDENTE MEXICAN MITT ROMNEY August 31, 2012 El Now
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Mexican Mitt Romney wrote this estatement when he was incarcerated in the Twitterham City Jail. LETTER FROM A TWITTERHAM JAIL 31 August 2012 My Dear Fellow Twitter Fans: While confined here in the Twitterham City Jail, I came across your recent statement calling my present activities “unwise and untimely.” Seldom do I pause to answer […]

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Did Romney’s (underpaid?) housekeeper show up in RNC video?

by AL ALONGO WATCHTOWER August 31, 2012 El Now
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Who is that woman washing dishes or doing laundry in the Romney family home? Colorlines writes: Before Mitt Romney was introduced at the Republican National Convention on a Thursday night viewers saw a 10-minute video created to humanize Romney. The video featured the Romney family inside their home several times but in one of the […]

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Who killed @MexicanMitt Romney’s Twitter account? And why?

by Lalo Alcaraz August 30, 2012 El Now
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[Editor’s Note: After a sleepless, tormented night in Twitter jail, MexicanMitt awoke to find his account un-suspended and his list of followers and followees restored. He has thanked all his supporters and promises an update for you people as soon as possible. He’s running for office for Pete’s sake!] Has the wildly popular and hilarious […]

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RNC’s Tampa: One of the top three U.S. cities for strip clubs (audio)

by KENYA HIRMINAO August 30, 2012 Audio
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Tampa,  writer Michael Connelly tells To the Point’s Warren Olney,  has more steak houses, churches and strip clubs per capita than any other city in America.  It’s also a Top Three Destination in the strippers’ circuit Golden Triangle of Los Angeles, Tampa and New York. RELATED: Tampa’s gay hookers are very psyched about the Republican National […]

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Pocho Ocho reasons God Almighty loves Republicans

by PAYAN DE SKYE August 29, 2012 El Now
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It’s no secret that God (photo, right) loves Republicans, even if you didn’t hear it over and over last night on TV. Here are the Pocho Ocho reasons why: 8. He banks offshore, too 7. Pat Robertson always blames His storms on liberals 6. Funny, you don’t look Jewish!

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Minority RNC seat-filler experience: Phew! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz August 29, 2012 Cartoons
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Republicans drown out Puerto Rican delegate with ‘USA USA’ chants

by RICH PORTER August 29, 2012 El Now
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Of the people, by the people and for the people — except those people?

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RNC Drinking Game: Turn lame to LOLs with Arpaio Viejo™ Tequila

by BEANO BERRITAS August 28, 2012 El Now
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Endless speeches, stupid roll calls and pointless posturing can make national political convention watching a boring exercise — that’s why you need to play games along with the pinche politicians. Mira! The Republican National Convention Drinking Game, sponsored by Arpaio Viejo™ Tequila. Keep your eyes on the screen, stay alert and react swiftly! Life is […]

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Tampa’s gay hookers ready for Republican Convention (NSFW video)

by MARY CONE August 23, 2012 El Now
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There’s going to be hot time in Tampa Bay next week when the GOP National Convention rolls into town. Republicans, who like to be seen as “job creators,” are expected to stimulate a long and thick boost in business for area gay prostitutes, and the hookers are looking forward to handling the hanging chads of […]

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