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roswelltortillaA sexy green-skinned alien chica was photographed Wednesday with her hands in the masa at Tortilleria El Matate in America’s most popular UFO destination, Roswell, New Mexico. [Photo by and © Russ Contreras.]

*UPDATE JAN. 17 9:10PM: [Mas…]

8. After generations of risking having your heart cut out when you climb a pyramid, Latinos have inherited a genetic fear of heights.

7. Jumping high and fast? Latinos ride low and slow.

6. That’s Mexican jumping BEANS not Mexican jumping balloons. [Mas…]