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A Russian voiceover lauds the tacos at Las Palmas in Pittsburgh, PA, which seems to be pretty legit, at least on Yelp. Why is the narration in Russian? Get used to it, covfefe!

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You won’t believe your eyes!


Hey! I took Russki in college. Труп чупакабры в Венесуэле means “corpse of a chupacabra [found] in Venezuela.”

Poor Venezuela. Ever since Commandante Hugo Chavez died, his chosen successor Nicolas Maduro has had to cope with a series of Yanqui plots that are screwing up the economy in his socialist paradise.

First came the toilet paper shortage which Maduro blamed on imperialist sabotage, although he later tried to paint it as an example of his economic successes, claiming Venezuelan shit production had reached record levels, thereby outstripping the papel hygenico supply. [Mas…]

Rice Boy Liu: Rapping in 12 different ethnic accents (NSFW video)

by BREWSTER SOSS June 5, 2013 Cultura
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Hey, Mr. Homie Rice Boy Liu: Do I really esound like that? (NSFW language.)

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Russki space junk crash brings Mayan Doomsday – are we screwed?

by Santino J. Rivera January 11, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from MIAMI) The imminent crash – later this week – of a Russian space probe scares local spiritual gurus and national experts alike. All of them fear that the death dive of the Russki rocket is a Cosmic Warning of the Mayan Doomsday, scheduled for Dec. 21. Their big brains, however, are split on […]

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