salsa

Tia Lencha’s Cocina: The Mexican flag three-color salsa for El Grito

by TIA LENCHA September 16, 2014 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Tia Lencha’s Cocina: The Mexican flag three-color salsa for El Grito

Happy Day of the Mexican Independence! Is Tia Lencha here. Today we make a salsa that is the colors of the Mexican bandera (flag for you pochos). Tia Lencha is all dress in her green, white, and red to celebrate El Grito, but all of her pocho and gringo friends is a little confuse. They […]

[Mas…]

Vi Hart makes a tortilla hexaflexagon for a Flex-Mex taco (video)

by JEFE BOYARDEE September 9, 2014 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Vi Hart makes a tortilla hexaflexagon for a Flex-Mex taco (video)

YouTube hands-on math star Vi Hart makes a hexaflexagon tortilla for a delicious two-layer Flex-Mex taco. Kids: You CAN try this at home with a flour tortilla, a knife, guac, frijoles, pico de gallo and cheese and a little bit of patience and manual dexterity. Remember that doll that said, “Math is hard”? Forget that […]

[Mas…]

It’s a cake! It’s a burrito! It’s a pinche CAKE BURRITO! (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN September 3, 2014 Cultura
Thumbnail image for It’s a cake!  It’s a burrito!  It’s a pinche CAKE BURRITO! (video)

America’s love affair with the burrito (a wheat flour tortilla wrapped or folded into a cylindrical shape to completely enclose the filling, according to Wikipedia) has moved the tubular tummy-buster from the kitchen to the bakery, as this burrito-styled cake demonstrates. PREVIOUSLY ON BURRITOS:

[Mas…]

Tia Lencha’s Cocina: How ju make chilaquiles for the World Cup

by TIA LENCHA July 9, 2014 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Tia Lencha’s Cocina: How ju make chilaquiles for the World Cup

Hello. Is Tia Lencha here. I haves the World Cup feber. Do ju? Is the feber ju get from watching the World Cups and being so mad at the referees and Holland and wonder who put brujeria on Brazil, that ju want to hit the telebision with a cuchara from the kishen. But I watch […]

[Mas…]

Brazil TV guy tries to punk Mexicans with extra-picante salsa (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN June 24, 2014 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Brazil TV guy tries to punk Mexicans with extra-picante salsa (video)

When a Brazilian TV guy tries to prank visiting Mexican futbol fans with what he thinks is super-spicy salsa, it turns out the joke is actually on him. What’s uber picante in Brazil, tu sabes, ranks as “meh” to Mexicanos. One intended victim actually thinks Brazil-boy’s salsa is kind of “sweet.” PREVIOUSLY ON SALSA:

[Mas…]

For Father’s Day, make Dad a carne asada and fries burrito (video)

by JEFE BOYARDEE June 13, 2014 Cultura
Thumbnail image for For Father’s Day, make Dad a carne asada and fries burrito (video)

San Diego homeboy El Guzzii shows how to prepare a gigantor marinated steak burrito with fries inside. Attention, families: This is what Daddy wants.

[Mas…]

Brit paper explains how to eat nachos — the exotic ‘titans of trash food’

by JEFE BOYARDEE May 15, 2014 Cultura

Nachos are exotic foreign fare in Merrye Olde Inglaterra, so you need someone to explain how they work. We think “trash food” is British for “junk food,” but these people also call cookies “biscuits” so who knows what they mean. Anyhow, our Limey expert’s first step to acceptable nacho eating is the purchase of Doritos. […]

[Mas…]

Hot sauce on naked foot fetishism? It’s a thing! (NSFW video)

by Barney Asada April 16, 2014 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Hot sauce on naked foot fetishism? It’s a thing! (NSFW video)

Given the continued popularity of POCHO’s story on sexy Latinas with sexy feet (Selena Gomez = #1) and our continued coverage of all things hot and spicy, this video featuring Hot Sauce on Naked Feet was a must-publish-on POCHO moment for us. We’re not proud of that and we’re also disappointed Tabasco was as far […]

[Mas…]

Mom feeds baby salsa to mooch burgers (photos, video)

by Especial Correspondents April 14, 2014 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Mom feeds baby salsa to mooch burgers (photos, video)

(PNS reporting from RANCHO POCHO ESTATES) In a shocking file uploaded to the Internets last week, a mom in suburban Southern California has been captured on video feeding her baby hot salsa in a baby bottle in order to pay for her husband’s “picante burger” habit. In the video, a spicy burger pusher known only […]

[Mas…]

Tia Lencha’s Cocina: Valentine’s Day Hot Salsa Blind Tasting Test

by TIA LENCHA February 10, 2014 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Tia Lencha’s Cocina: Valentine’s Day Hot Salsa Blind Tasting Test

Hola. Is Tia Lencha here. Happy Valemtines Day! I haf the perfect parry idea. What is red and espicy and uses a blindfold? Get jur mind out of the basura (thas trash for you pochos.) Is the Valentimes Hot Sauce Taste Test. This is one test that is fun to estudy for! What is it? […]

[Mas…]

Area man scores 12 cases of Sriracha, hopes to Get Rich Quick (videos)

by REYNALDO TRUMP December 13, 2013 El Now
Thumbnail image for Area man scores 12 cases of Sriracha, hopes to Get Rich Quick (videos)

(PNS reporting from CULVER CITY, CA) Westside entrepreneur Pico E. Sepulveda tries not to count his pollos before they hatch, but he will admit to being stoked about the profit potential of the 12 cases of Huy Fung Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce he purchased at Smart & Final Iris here Thursday morning. “Now that the […]

[Mas…]

Tia Lencha’s Cocina: Roasted red Chanukah Christmas Kwanzaa salsa

by TIA LENCHA December 3, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Tia Lencha’s Cocina: Roasted red Chanukah Christmas Kwanzaa salsa

Hola. Is Tia Lencha here. Ju want to give presens to eberyone on your Chrismas list or Chanukah or Kwanzaa or Reyes Magos or Chinese Year but ju are short on dinero? No worry! Tia Lencha is going to give ju recipe for to make the oven roast red salsa! Is nice! Is a good […]

[Mas…]

Are you estuck with turkey day leftovers? Try this big-ass burrito (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN November 29, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Are you estuck with turkey day leftovers? Try this big-ass burrito (video)

When you’ve got a lot left over, you need a big beautiful burrito! Jerry Springer reports.

[Mas…]

Vine video: @WilW Wheaton eats chips and salsa

by DON JUAN GAMERA October 21, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Vine video: @WilW Wheaton eats chips and salsa

Wil Wheaton (@WilW on Twitter) sure loves him some chips and salsa. [Hover over, then click the speaker icon in the top left corner of the video for Wheaton’s incisive commentary.] PREVIOUSLY ON WIL WHEATON: Spanglish with @wilw Wheaton: Today’s word is ‘pupacabras’ (Vine)

[Mas…]

Bud Light and Texas-sized chicharrones – the other white meat (video)

by JEFE BOYARDEE October 7, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Bud Light and Texas-sized chicharrones  – the other white meat (video)

A case of Bud Light, a big red bottle of Valentina salsa and a bag of gigantic chicharrones mean party time in Andrews, TX for three hungry and thirsty Texicans. PREVIOUSLY ON CHICHARRONES: Protestors target Monsanto’s plans for soy ‘chicharrones’ (updated) Family disowns Chicana after discovering she’s vegetarian

[Mas…]

Twerking abuelita brings all the boys to the yard (video)

by TIM YUKON DANZA October 1, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Twerking abuelita brings all the boys to the yard (video)

Face it, pochos. You don’t get to be an abuelita unless you know how to dance for a fella!

[Mas…]

As the Duck Farts: El Pato demands POCHO retract ‘sketchy salsa’ story

by DENNIS WILEN AKA COMIC SAENZ August 2, 2013 Corporate
Thumbnail image for As the Duck Farts: El Pato demands POCHO retract ‘sketchy salsa’ story

An attorney who claims to represent Walker Foods, U.S. distributors of El Pato (The Duck) salsa, demanded Thursday that POCHO “retract and correct” parts of our story Pocho Ocho sketchy substances in Mexican hot sauce besides lead, even though he acknowledges it is satire. Downtown Los Angeles lawyer Robert M. Newell, Jr. also wants POCHO […]

[Mas…]

Pocho Ocho sketchy substances in Mexican hot sauce besides lead

by Especial Correspondents August 1, 2013 El Now
Thumbnail image for Pocho Ocho sketchy substances in Mexican hot sauce besides lead

NBC reports that El Pato Salsa Picante has been withdrawn from the American market because tests found it was contaminated with lead. El Pato is just one of several Mexican salsa brands that contain the poisonous substance, according to scientists at the University of Nevada Las Vegas. Of course, there’s no way lead is the […]

[Mas…]

What Dad really wants for Fathers Day: A carne asada burrito (video)

by JEFE BOYARDEE June 14, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for What Dad really wants for Fathers Day: A carne asada burrito (video)

San Diego homeboy El Guzzii shows how to prepare a gigantor marinated steak burrito with fries inside. Attention, families: This is what Daddy wants.

[Mas…]

Princeton Study: Majority of Mexicans don’t know how to dance salsa

by María Purísima June 6, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Princeton Study: Majority of Mexicans don’t know how to dance salsa

(PNS reporting from PRINCETON) A study from Princeton University has confirmed what many have long believed: Mexicans, and Mexican Americans, do not actually know how to dance to salsa music. A Caribbean Hispanic export, salsa is often included with more typically Mexican dance styles, like the quebradita or cumbia, but the truth, according to the […]

[Mas…]

Lost in translation? German McDonalds ad for mariachi burgers (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN May 3, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Lost in translation? German McDonalds ad for mariachi burgers (video)

McDonalds auf Deutschland sells Los Wochos. Huh? What are wochos? That means El Chili con Carne, Chicken Fiesta, Los Beefos and salsa pikante, you dumbkopf. Ach du leiber!

[Mas…]

Oxnard man says ‘Hand of God’ saved family from salsa poisoning

by Comic Saenz April 24, 2013 Doomsday Countdown
Thumbnail image for Oxnard man says ‘Hand of God’ saved family from salsa poisoning

(PNS reporting from OXNARD, CA) Sam Fuentes is certain he and his kids would be dead today if God hadn’t intervened. “The Lord Almighty — with a strong hand and an outstretched arm — saved us from the Grim Reaper, that’s for sure!” the Del Norte businessman and father of two told PNS. “That salsa coulda […]

[Mas…]

Tia Lencha’s Cocina: Delicious aphrodisiac Valentine’s Day salsa

by TIA LENCHA February 13, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for Tia Lencha’s Cocina: Delicious aphrodisiac Valentine’s Day salsa

I’m Elena Maria Celina Carrillo Martinez de los Angeles Delgadillo Trujillo…Lopez. But you can call me Lencha. Today my son is in his room reading his Naruto muñequito books, so I can chare with you my special recipe for Valentime’s Day. M’ijo don’t like it when I talk about sexy things because me and his […]

[Mas…]

She’s Puerto Rican! She’s a dancer! She’s a dog! (video)

by PERRO COMO January 9, 2013 Cultura
Thumbnail image for She’s Puerto Rican! She’s a dancer! She’s a dog! (video)

“POCHO,” they email us, “why you be hatin’ all the time? Imma tell you the gente are tired of all that. They want dancing — and dogs!” We are so here for you, dear readers.

[Mas…]