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Spring began at 9:30 PDT Saturday night as the Northern Hemisphere marked the Vernal Equinox. But if you’re not looking at a calendar, how would you know?

Here are the Pocho Ocho Best Ways to Tell that Spring has Sprung:

8. Chipotle Mexican Grill introduces Fresh Seasonal Virus Menu

7. KKK members don short-sleeved sheets and start work on their tans

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Sarah Palin endorses Donald Trump.


Trump accepts the nomination.
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J0RGE RAMOS: Leaked Email Shows How Trump Got Palin OK

by J0RGE RAMOS | UNIVISION January 20, 2016 Cultura
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Dear Mama Grizzly: Tonight will be like no other. Tonight, The Donald welcomes you into his Trump Towers penthouse. This is a place you have been before, but those nights have been for seduction and romance. Tonight is different. Tonight is about love. Tonight, you will be my everything.

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La Cucaracha: New Year’s Resolution Progress Report? (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 3, 2015 Cartoons
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Pocho Ocho worst Twitter #JeSuisCharlie hashtag fails

by Especial Correspondents January 15, 2015 Cultura

Some Twitter users are just unclear on the concept, especially when it comes to the appropriate use of the #JeSuisCharlie hashtag, the most popular ever (“heat map,” above). The viral slogan — coined after the massacre at Paris satire magazine Charlie Hebdo — affirms support of free expression. French-deficient? “Je suis Charlie” means “I am […]

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Dear Right-Wing Nut Jobs: Speeling counts (photo)

by Chale Knickerbocker August 6, 2014 Cultura
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One Canadian’s Opinion: Sen. Ted Cruz for President (video)

by Moctezuma Cortés March 14, 2014 El Now
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Cuban-Canadian-American Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) is the best man for the next President of the United States, you Yankee hosers. With Sarah Palin as VP. PREVIOUSLY ON TED CRUZ:

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You won’t believe these celebrity New Year’s Resolutions on Twitter!

by Lucida Grandé December 31, 2013 Cultura
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Texas Sen. Ted Cruz

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Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘MiJA Weekly’ breaks the ñews 03.18.13 (video)

by Elise Valderrama March 18, 2013 El Now
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Happy belated St. Paddy’s Day, pochos! Hope you’re not too hung over. This week on MiJA, Godzilla does not make an appearance at CPAC, I offer the new pope some sound advice, and hot Brazilian guys mess with my mind! Also, I wear glasses to look esmart. Leave me some questions below. Previously on MiJA […]

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Satan speaks: Santorum, the election and Mayan Doomsday

by Santino J. Rivera February 23, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from HELL) GOP Presidential candidate Rick Santorum is making no attempt to distance himself from his inflammatory 2008 remarks accusing Satan of “attacking America” but Satan responded Wednesday,  claiming that Santorum is in for a “big surprise.” Pocho Ñews Service sent especial correspondent S. J. Rivera  deep into Hades to interview the Prince of […]

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