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Here’s what we saw when we opened the cyberwindow tonight at the POCHO Ñewsroom in downtown Rancho Pocho, CA.

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pochlandiawidealertstatus(PNS reporting from the EAST LOS ANGELES) Pocholandia security officials issued a terrorist alert this morning prompted by the mysterious disappearance of Malaysia Airlines MH370 over the Gulf of Thailand or the Strait of Malacca or wherever that shit happened, yo.

“I am alerting you terrorist pendejos. Stay the hell out of East Los! said spokesman Gustavo “Little Lalo” Madrigal of the Minivan Crips, a volunteer neighborhood watch group.

“The AMERICAN ME ORANGE ALERT is the second highest alert classification used by the Pocholandia Security Advisory System, bitches, so watchale!” he added.

Graphics by Victor Payan via Hollywood Sign Generator and Personal Threat Level.

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La Cucaracha: Welcome back to school, kids! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz August 27, 2013 Cartoons
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Even the Border Patrol knows! (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz July 10, 2013 Cartoons
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Cartoon courtesy Alliance San Diego. RELATED: Defense contractors on immigration bill: ‘Time to get a new Beemer’

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Update: We made it through the hack attack but still need your help

by José Canusí June 30, 2013 Corporate
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This graphic shows how hackers overwhelmed the site one day last week. Those three “load” figures at the top should be close to “1.” All the “USERS” you see on Comic Seanz’s screen cap show our webserver software (Apache) trying to keep up with bullshit requests from evil hack robots. Can you donate $20 or […]

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POCHO is in danger and needs your help: Please PayPal us $50 today!

by José Canusí June 29, 2013 Corporate
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If you’re one of our Facebook friends, you already know POCHO.com been under attack by international hackers who are trying to find holes in our website software so they can infiltrate our system for reasons only they know. These attackers overwhelm our site, slow it to a crawl, make POCHO.com unusable. It’s horrible. A nightmare. […]

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Defense contractors on immigration bill: ‘Time to get a new Beemer’

by MARIA PURISIMA AND ERESNERD June 28, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, DC) The Senate’s approval of a bipartisan “immigration reform” bill Thursday — a bill which Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) says will create “the most militarized border since the Berlin Wall” — has defense contractors talking, and drooling. The hot topic? The untold millions of dollars that may become available if Uncle […]

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Once upon a time, there was a boy who cried ‘wolf!’ (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA June 26, 2013 Cartoons
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It’s a beautiful day in POCHO’s cyberhood (toon)

by Especial Correspondents March 1, 2013 Cartoons
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Here’s what we see when we open the cyberwindow at the POCHO Ñewsroom in downtown Rancho Pocho, CA.

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Native American faces down anti-immigrant protest (NSFW video)

by Verdana Bold February 6, 2013 El Now
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In a video uploaded Tuesday, and since widely-republished, a Native American pushing a baby in a stroller educates a crowd of Tucson, AZ anti-immigration demonstrators about who is really American and who is an alien invader. (NSFW language.)

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