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These images have been floating around the interwebs for a year or two and it’s hard to figure out who created them. We grabbed these versions of the loteria cards based on Selena, the Queen of Tex-Mex Musica, from BuzzFeed. [Mas…]

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curiel-trumpcardcarryingYou know that “Mexican Judge,” Gonzalo P. Curiel? He can’t be impartial in the Trump University fraud case because he’s a member of that militant Mexican cabal known as LA RAZA.

And he’s not the only one! After all, you can’t have a conspiracy with only one conspirator, amirite?

There might even be card-carrying members of LA RAZA in your neighborhood, at your job, talking about you in Spanish at the next table over, or ohmygod in your kids’ schools!

Be aware and be prepared, America.

Here are the Pocho Ocho Best Ways to Tell if Someone Is A Member Of LA RAZA:

8. Nopal en la frente

7. MEChA meeting

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Corpus Christi’s Selena Museum: Memories and a surprise (photos)

by Lalo Alcaraz October 23, 2015 Cultura
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The Selena Museum in Corpus Christi is a shrine to the famed singer Selena, the pride of Tejas. I was there Wednesday, and it evoked many memories of a brilliant career cut short.

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Dancing with Selena, memories of childhood, and pepperoni pizza

by Estefania Zavala September 15, 2015 Cultura
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Three hours into Selena night at the Regent in downtown Los Angeles, Bidi Bidi Bom Bom starts playing. I feel this deep, animal sense of belonging. This is my song and I need to be on stage. I claw my way up to the stage and slip in a puddle of what is maybe human […]

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How gringas, gringos, gabachas y gabachos can pass as poch@s

by Yuppie Chicana August 25, 2015 Cultura
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If there’s one thing I’m pretty experienced at, it’s navigating between Gringolandia and Mi Raza. “Osea,” being pocho. As the racial landscape of our country darkens, for the better, and Latinos become the majority, proving your pocho-ness will become a valuable skill for all gringos, whether Trump likes it or not. Follow these three simple […]

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La Cucaracha: Things more popular with Latinos than Trump (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz August 19, 2015 Cartoons
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How to rock some bomb Selena nail art (@SaraChicaD video)

by Sara Inés Calderón April 24, 2015 Cultura
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You know what’s cool? Selena. You know what’s even cooler? Selena stuff, like nails, and thanks to ChaCha Covers it’s all possible. Three weeks ago, I headed down to Corpus Christi for the Selena festival and made this video to share the Selena love.

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Hey Vato! The homies are ‘Dreaming of Selena’ (video)

by Comic Saenz March 30, 2015 Cultura
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East Los vatos Smiley and Chuy still have a soft spot for Selena, 20 years after her tragic passing. Or is it Salinas?

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Bidi bidi bom bom: ‘What ARE you?’ she asked

by DANNY HERRERA October 23, 2014 Cultura
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“What ARE you?” the Indian woman behind the counter asked. I was at a Dunkin’ Donuts in New York City grabbing coffee. After handing me my change, the Indian woman wanted to know where I was from. This happens often — whether I’m at a restaurant, an adult video store or a funeral. Inevitably someone […]

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Man disappointed with ‘What Selena Character are You?’ quiz result

by EresNerd February 21, 2014 El Now
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(PNS reporting from SAN ANTONIO) During his morning coffee break, local accountant, Lawrence “Lencho” Flores, completed a survey that appeared on his Facebook timeline called, What Selena Character are You? According to sources, Flores was deeply disappointed with the result of Yolanda Saldivar as his character. According to the quiz, Flores is Yolanda Saldivar who […]

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Will Selena’s comeback tour feature a holographic JLo?

by Verdana Bold May 1, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from HOLLYWOOD) Selena’s old band is hitting the road this summer with a holographic version of the murdered superstar and Jennifer Lopez wants the part. JLo played Selena Quintanilla-Pérez in a 1997 biopic about the singer. “We tried to tell her a hologram was not an actual person and that playing a hologram was […]

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