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Today’s episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters F and U.


The corporate media won’t show this devastating documentary footage but POCHO is not afraid to expose how Donald Trump’s ruthless business tactics led to the destruction of a cherished, historic New York City neighborhood called Sesame Street.


In 2009, according to Dangerous Minds, weirdo singer Catman Cohen recorded an idiosyncratic version of Mazzy Star’s 1993 Fade Into You. Later that same year, according to those very same minds, the Internets mashed up Cohen’s vocal with Cookie Monster Sesame Street footage.

Contrast and compare with this video of the original version, sung here live on Conan, by our girlfriend, the most distinctive voice in pop music, the East Los Angel, to know her is to love her, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the amazing star of Mazzy Star, Hope Sandoval: [Mas…]


Hitting a piñata until the goodies fall out is hard work, but somebody’s got to do it, explains Elmo’s Mexican cousin Pepe. Los Muppets de Sesame Street wish you a Happy New Year!


Hitting a piñata until the goodies fall out is hard work, but somebody’s got to do it. Los Sesame Street Muppets wish you a Happy New Year!


Hitting a piñata until the goodies inside fall out is hard work, but somebody’s got to do it. Happy New Year from Sesame Street!

‘Wise Latina’ Sotomayor hangs with Big Bird’s posse (video)

by CARLOS ROVE November 10, 2012 Cultura
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Dressed all in black, Goth Justice Sonia Sotomayor mugs for the camera and wastes taxpayer money that could be better spent on drones, bombs and bayonets in this Sesame Street video about “careers” for girls. In collusion with Big Bird’s socialist PBS pals, the unmarried jurist mocks the proud American tradition of Walt Disney princesses and never […]

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Big Bird breaks silence on Romney flap: ‘This bird you cannot change!’

by Victor Payan November 7, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from NEW YORK CITY) Beloved PBS personality Big Bird has finally broken his silence over presidential nopeful Willard “Mitt” Romney’s death threats, which the Massachusetts governor made on national television. Mr. Bird issued his statement this morning while surrounded by friends on New York’s Sesame Street. “Mr. Romney, this Bird you cannot change,” […]

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Forget Big Bird! Meet Señor Loro, the Latino parrot candidate (video)

by JUNIOR WENCES, PhD October 6, 2012 Cultura
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From Los Titeres (the puppets): Don’t waste your vote on the phony mainstream yellow bird candidate until you consider wasting your vote on the Puppet Party’s Latino red parrot candidate — Señor Loro for Presidente! (Borderline NSFW language and a disturbing bird bigote.) Video by Felix Pire. LosTiteresTV is on Facebook and on the Internets. […]

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Sheriff Joe arrests six-year-old girl suspected of leading cartel

by Santino J. Rivera June 19, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from SESAME STREET) On the same day that President Obama announced an immigration policy that will make it easier for young undocumented immigrants to remain in Los United Estates, Arizona’s numero uno douchebag, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, announced the arrest of a six-year-old girl suspected of leading the infamous Cártel de Elmo de Los […]

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Ñewsweek: Chente, Los Grammys and @MexicanMitt

by Soy Capitan February 12, 2012 El Now
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Vicente Fernandez, Los Grammys and the continuing adventures of presidential hopeful @MexicanMitt were the big stories this week on POCHO: The Grammys were faced with a boycott led by Latino artists calling themselves Los 60%. Mexican singing superstar Vicente Fernandez announced both his upcoming retirement and plans to open a Las Vegas casino called Guadalajara, […]

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Justice Sotomayor: Tea, justice and Spanglish on Sesame Street

by Comic Saenz February 8, 2012 Cultura
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New Sesame Street video features Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor serving up Spanglish, tea, and justice in the case of Goldilocks v. Bear. Actually, it’s cafecito, but ‘tea’ makes the headline fit.

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