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Weird ‘crop circles’ mark Mexican field on Christmas (videos)

by ZORRO MULDER December 30, 2014 El Now
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Barley fields in Texcoco, northeast of Mexico DF, were marked with strange sprawling “crop circles” on Christmas Eve. Euronews outlet Ruptly described the discovery and name checked “chupakabra” in the headline:

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Texas Border Zone UFO experts fear space aliens with nukes (video)

by DARTH MULDER October 27, 2014 El Now
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UFO researchers gathered in Presidio, Texas this weekend for the annual Border Zone UFO festival, where Kenneth Dudley warned of a “possible conflict between the [space] aliens and humans” over “nuclear weapons.”

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Photo shows illegal alien @ El Matate Tortilleria, Roswell, NM *UPDATED

by Especial Correspondents January 16, 2014 Cultura
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A sexy green-skinned alien chica was photographed Wednesday with her hands in the masa at Tortilleria El Matate in America’s most popular UFO destination, Roswell, New Mexico. [Photo by and © Russ Contreras.] *UPDATE JAN. 17 9:10PM:

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La Cucaracha: ‘Ancient Aliens’ (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz December 10, 2013 Cartoons
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It’s aliens and the kids from Lugar High vs Evil Don Nabisco (video)

by ROD ESTERLING December 27, 2012 Cartoons
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The crew at Lugar High (in Lugar Heights) gets a visit from space aliens who, like all space aliens, want to empower Latinos. The Lugar kids’ mission, should they decide to accept it: Confront the evil Don Nabisco, host of a wildly-popular TV show. Look for special guest star cameos by Che Guevara and Sammy […]

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Warning! Aliens will put your human baby in the microwave (video)

by MALO ALCATRAZ December 14, 2012 Cultura
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Really, you want to do the right thing. Love thy neighbor, turn the other cheek, if it’s yellow let it mellow. Enticing noises. Hypnotic lights. All your life you’ve been thinking about the Mothership and the Space Brothers and ZOMG here they are in your backyard! What do you do? You do the Christian thing […]

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Opinion: We must fight the anti-Mayan Calendar Illuminati 1% (video)

by JUNIOR WENCES Ph.D. May 14, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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We might not know anything about them, but Anonymous knows almost everything about us, including stuff THE MAN doesn’t want YOU to know. The modishly-masked online crusaders will soon shock our chakras with the truth about apocalyptic confluences predicted by the Mayan Calendar and aether-entities from outer espace. Predictably, the Mainstream Media New World Order […]

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Flying chupacabra kills 35 sheep in Michoacan (three videos)

by Comic Saenz March 26, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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Almost three dozen sheep lie dead in a corral in Michoacan and one witness blames a creature with fangs and wings. From Britain’s Daily Mail: When farmers in Mexico found 35 of their sheep slaughtered with significant claw and tooth marks around their necks, they had one creature to blame – the legendary chupacabra. One […]

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