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You heard it, you said it, you know it.

PENDEJO. USE IT IN A SENTENCE. ERES UN PENDEJO.

There’s the Orange Pendejo, first of all, and that pendejo down the block who parks his ranfla like a baboso. Let’s not forget that pendeja on the train with the cheap perfume and those pendejos at the construction site who cat-call every time a mujer walks on by.

But what does PENDEJO mean, exactly? If you’ve ever looked it up, the dictionary says it means “pubic hair,” but how did that turn into “asshat” or “jerkface” or “_______?”

Let’s follow along with University of Texas Río Grande Valley Profe David Bowles: [Mas…]

maydaybigEnjoy the Internacional, the world-wide (Get it? It’s international!) anthem of those commie cabrones in Russia and Cuba and Venezuela and China and North Korea (and lurking in secretive anti-vaxx cells here in the Homeland but the libtard lamestream media sheeple won’t tell you that).

Today, May 1, is May Day AKA International Workers’ Day, when the comrades sing this stirring appeal, with its hummable melody and a vague vision of making the future great again that’s hard to disagree with, except maybe the LUCHA FINAL aspect. [Mas…]

La Cucaracha: If it ain’t Brokaw, don’t fix it – the screenplay (toon)

by LALO ALCARAZ Y JUNCO CANCHÉ February 13, 2019 Cartoons
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Want to join La Migra? Check out Border Patrol boot camp (video)

by Andalé Mono January 15, 2019 El Now
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The Border Patrol is looking for more agents, so Univision went to boot camp to film their military-style training and talk to the newbies. Half of the recruits, it turns out, are Latinos.

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In San Pablito, Puebla, they still make paper the old-fashioned way – from bark (video)

by Lucida Grandé September 21, 2018 Cultura
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In San Pablito, a small village in Puebla, in southeast Mexico, the centuries-old tradition of amate paper — paper made from bark — is an important part of the local economy. It also used to part of the resistance to Spanish colonial rule. Culture Trip explains:

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La Cucaracha: In old Tenochtitlan, Chepe y Pepe meet the new boss (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz August 10, 2018 Cartoons
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Just for White People! Mind Your Own F**king Business (NSFW video)

by Comic Saenz June 11, 2018 Cultura
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Hello, White People! Did the customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry? Ask your doctor if Mind Your Own F**king Business is right for you. [NSFW language. Video by Cat Adell and friends.]

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Happy May Day 2018 from the Workers of the World (video, lyrics)

by Comic Saenz May 1, 2018 Cultura
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Enjoy the Internacional, the world-wide (Get it? It’s international!) anthem of those commie cabrones in Cuba and Venezuela and China and North Korea (and lurking in secretive Jill Stein cells here in the Homeland but the libtard lamestream media sheeple won’t tell you that). Today, May 1, is May Day AKA International Workers’ Day, when […]

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Live in a piña under the sea just like ‘Bob Esponja!’ (photo, video)

by Comic Saenz February 6, 2018 Cartoons
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He lives in a piña under the sea — Bob Esponja — and you can too! Two lovely pineapples for just 25 pesos, or about $1.33. Test your piña for ripeness by pulling out a leaf at the top as you sing along with the Sponge Bob theme song below. If it pulls out easily, […]

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Los Hip Hop Hoodíos spark ‘Ocho Kandelikas’ for Chanukah (videos)

by SOY VEY December 12, 2017 Cultura
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Feliz Hanukkah from POCHO and the Hip Hop Hoodíos! Chanukah, the Jewish Festival of Lights, begins at sunset tonight and lasts eight days: Ocho noches means Ocho Kandelikas. This salsa version of Ocho Kandelikas comes from swingin’ L.A. Cantor Kenny Ellis. The lyrics are in Ladino, the Sephardic language with roots in Spanish and Hebrew:

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N.J. teacher says ‘Speak American’; Students say: ‘Adios!’ (video)

by Especial Correspondents October 17, 2017 Cultura
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Students walked out of class after an ignorant high school teacher in New Jersey told a Latina student to “speak American” last week.

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Happy Rosh HaShana from the Jews of Tijuana! Happy 5778! (video)

by Comic Saenz September 18, 2017 Cultura
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Mexico, like the United Estates, is a “nation of immigrants.” In the 1900s, Tijuana welcomed Jewish refugees fleeing wars, hate, and poverty in Europe, Asia and the Mideast. Tijuana Jews, the story of the extended Artenstein family, has become a POCHO Rosh HaShana (New Year) tradition ever since we noticed rosh-ha-shana rhymed with Tijuana in […]

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Watch out, Geico! Here comes El Martillo Tejano (video)

by LAURA MARTINEZ August 4, 2017 Cultura
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Who cares if switching to Geico can save you 15 percent or more on car insurance? If I were to have a car — or live in Texas — (both very unlikely scenarios) I’d totally call Jim Adler, aka El Martillo Tejano, who promises to protect my people (i.e. The Hispanics) from sleazy insurance companies […]

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Los Flintstones en Español: Wait ’til Fred y Barney get home! (video)

by EresNerd June 29, 2017 Cartoons
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Fred and Barney come back from buying frutas frescas — watching out for the bank robbers mentioned in the car radio news alert — and you won’t believe what happens next! Here it is en Ingles: Fred and Barney joke about fresh fruit being wasted on their wives. The guys “nerd shame” another guy building […]

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