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La Cucaracha Voteria 2016: Use your teeny brains (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz April 20, 2016 Cartoons
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Ex-teacher Rep. Mark Takano gives Sen. Marco Rubio an ‘F’

by Comic Saenz March 20, 2015 El Now

Net Neutrality Showdown! MARCO RUBIO vs MARK TANAKA IN THIS CORNER: Mark Allan Takano (born December 10, 1960) is the United States Representative for California’s 41st Congressional District. A Democrat, former Inland Empire school teacher Takano is the first openly gay person of color in Congress. IN THAT CORNER: Marco Antonio Rubio (born May 28, 1971) […]

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The Idiot’s Guide to Smart People: ‘Music’ (video)

by Verdana Bold April 1, 2014 Cultura
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PREVIOUSLY ON IDIOT’S GUIDE:

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Screw Dora the Explorer and her pinche monkey too

by Nancy Marie Arteaga with Ramiro Lechuga March 14, 2014 Cultura
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I’ve got a problem with Dora the Explorer. I know you do too. What the hell is the matter with television’s longest running bilingual toon whore? This passive-aggressive little cow yells too much. She asks a question, then waits silently for the answer while staring at you like a creep. I swear she can see […]

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Pocho Ocho new ignorant GOP proposals for Texas (photos, video)

by Especial Correspondents July 2, 2013 El Now
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The anti-abortion SB5 bill was delayed but not defeated after Sen. Wendy Davis’s spectacular filibuster with pink sneakers, but the battle for common sense in Texas (photo, above) continues. We already told you about the attempt to outlaw “looking too Mexican,” but that’s not the only trick the Republicans have up their (cotton-poly-blend) sleeves. From […]

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Chihuahua to owner: ‘Don’t bathe me, bro!’ (video)

by Comic Saenz May 15, 2013 Cultura
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Willie the Chihuahua does not like baths.

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Year in Review: The lonely, fading star of Texas Gov. Rick Perry

by APRES MOI December 20, 2012 El Now
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The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas. Except, of course, when Gov. Rick Perry (photo, right) is involved. The one-time GOP nominee wannabe Perry is so underwhelming that when he walks into a room, it seems as if someone just left. Rick Perry is so stupid he peels […]

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Everything you need to know about ‘Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo’

by Santino J. Rivera December 14, 2012 Cultura
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One of the great things about the Interwebs is that you can literally look up almost anything you want. That’s great right? You’d think with that kind of power there would be no stupid people but that’s just not the case. Instead, we have more stupid people now than any point in history. How do […]

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Dear Photoshop Experts: Can you take the Mexican out of this picture?

by JOAQUIN COLTON December 10, 2012 Cultura
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His name is Brandon, and he emailed PhotoshopRequest.com with a request for some Photoshop help with a photo taken at Disneyland: Can you take the Mexican person out of the picture? Here’s what happened next:

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Gov. Willard ‘Mitt’ Romney according to The New York Times (photo)

by Lalo Alcaraz October 23, 2012 El Now
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“At his worst, Mr. Romney sounded like a beauty pageant contestant groping for an answer to the final question…” –Editorial, The New York Times.

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White Supremacists: This I.Q. test weeds out the really stupid ones

by Lalo Alcaraz August 8, 2012 El Now
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White supremacists are getting increasingly stupid. When I visited the Stormfront web page (screenshot above) I found it incorrectly displayed in all its “HTML View” glory, proclaiming a twisted worldview of “White Pride World Wide.” I hope the portly Web Nazi who uploaded his masterpiece realizes that it actually highlights the supremacy of Black HTML […]

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Brave right-wing bloggers expose Obummer’s ‘Operation Fork & Furious’

by Lalo Alcaraz June 26, 2012 El Now
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The fearless frackers at the dead Breitbart blog (screen capture, right) are all outraged about a so-called “security action” before the President’s speech last week at the NALEO conference: Judging from Obama’s actions at this years National Association of Latino Elected Officials (NALEO) luncheon, Obama’s newest fear is Latinos with forks. Obama had the Secret Service confiscate […]

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Franklin says ‘swarthy’ immigrants hurt our rep on Mars

by GAYLORD P. HARNELL February 6, 2012 El Now
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(PNS reporting from PHILADELPHIA) Local publisher Benjamin “Sparky” Franklin (Poor Richard’s Almanac) is shocked by all the non-English-speaking dark-skinned foreigners in the City of Brotherly Love and worries about how our planet appears to residents of Venus and Mars. The “swarthy” German newcomers are too stupid to learn English, the Society Hill resident charged in […]

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