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It’s amazing how much the poor Earthlings put up with before the Civil War that Caused The End of the World As We Know It. But thanks to our Galactic Overlords, we can continue to consume mass quantities of avocados from Mexico, and we feel fine.

mexicansuperbowlYou’ve got a question for a Mexican? A vexing, emotional sports question with racial, demographic, ethnic and regional Razafications?

Luckily for all of us, POCHO amigo Gustavo ¡Ask A Mexican! Arellano is prepared to answer what has to be the biggest pregunta in football fandom today:

Who should Mexicans root for in the Super Bowl? The Seattle Seahawks or the New England Patriots?

And Gustavo answers in this video. But not on the pinche phone. Boricua shout out, too!

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Sunday’s Coca Cola’s Super Bowl commercial spotlighting America the Beautiful (sung in the languages of immigrants who built and continue to build our country) predictably pissed off the Internet haters who have been waiting to dis little patriotic kids since Sebastien de la Cruz sang The Star-Spangled Banner at last year’s NBA finals.

Didn’t see it? Not pissed off enough? Some people love America in Arabic: [Mas…]


Native Americans have many names, but they are not your mascots.

PREVIOUSLY ON MASCOTS AND INDIANS: [Mas…]

Breaking: Cheech and Chong join Super ‘Bowl’ halftime show

by Victor Payan January 31, 2014 El Now
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(PNS reporting from NEW YORK) The National Football League confirmed widespread rumors this morning that legendary comedy team Cheech and Chong will be performing during Sunday’s Super Bowl Halftime Show. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell told potheads who had been holding their breath that they could now exhale. Their counterculture comedy heroes WILL perform at the […]

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Super Bowl Sunday is guacamole’s biggest day (videos)

by MOSCA MEXICAN January 31, 2014 Cultura
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Americans will eat 100 million pounds of avocados on Super Bowl Sunday (that’s 100,000,000), mostly as guacamole: Southern California Public Radio reports: Avocado growers in Mexico have figured out that Americans need a lot of avocados about now, and they’re always ready to meet the demand. “They step up their volume for those weeks leading […]

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Ken Burns Super Bowl commercial angers minority farmworkers

by Malcolm Mex February 5, 2013 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from FRESNO) Latino farmworkers say Dodge’s American Farmer Super Bowl commercial is a bunch of manure, according to Claude Rhodappel, spokesman for the Minority Organization for Farmworkers and Obreros (MOFO). The commercial, directed by filmmaker Ken Burns, used crisp documentary-style photography to celebrate America’s farmers while espousing the values of Dodge’s Ram Truck.  […]

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PNS*Hot*Flash: ‘Enemy of my enema is my friend’

by Malcolm Mex February 5, 2013 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from FLUSHING, N.Y.)  This just in: Long Island dry cleaner Beau Riqua was an unhappy man this morning when he prevented nurses from administering an enema prescribed by his doctor.  Riqua, who was visiting internist Dr. Lee Cuado with concerns about bloating, was upset that Cuado, a longtime friend, recommended this delicate procedure. […]

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Elise Roedenbeck’s ‘Mija Weekly’ breaks the ñews 02.04.13 (video)

by Elise Valderrama February 4, 2013 El Now
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This week on Mija Weekly I discuss immigration and la ganga de ocho, Obama’s love of skeet, and I celebrate Black History Month Peruvian style — all while battling the flu! Don’t forget to leave me your comments below; I promise I’m not contagious. PREVIOUSLY ON MIJA WEEKLY…

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Pocho Ocho signs your Super Bowl party is in trouble

by El Guapo February 5, 2012 Cultura
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8. It’s half-time and your friends are still trying to decode the Roman numerals. 7. Everyone’s trying to explain to Tio Frank why only the runty guys get to kick the ball. 6. Your morbidly obese pal keeps shoving nachos in his mouth and shouting instructions to the athletes on TV, oblivious to the irony.

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Chevy wants you to get a Silverado for Mayan Doomsday 2012

by Comic Saenz February 4, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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You’ll be in big trouble when Mayan Apocalapyse Doomsday 2012 comes if you’re driving a crappy truck from Ford! That’s the message from Chevrolet in a commercial set to air during Sunday’s Super Bowl telecast. On the other hand, you can live long and prosper with a stylish, strong and Doomsday-defying Silverado pickup, says the […]

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