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[Toon by Donkey Hotey. Some rights reserved.]


POCHO amigo Chris Garcia — a Cuban-American — is going public with the Cuban Life Hacks that turned his family’s hard life in a Commie dictatorship into Heaven on Earth, with arroz con pollo.

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Drones are chasing our Emeritus Editor Elise Roedenbeck (she’s @buttronica on the Tuiter) for all the wrong reasons. Here’s how she hides, and how you can hide too. [Editor’s note: I can’t tell you the right reason because then Ms. Buttronica would have to kill me and I think that could be quite painful.]

greensucker640It’s after Christmas and everything must go — and our prices are INSAAAAANE!

There’s nothing wrong with any of these state-of-the-art electronic spying devices we picked up at the NSA year-end auction. They’re new, they’re still in the original packaging and they are the very best in the world, except for one thing:

They are last year’s models.

That’s just not the way your National Security Agency rolls.

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The Psychic Reader Is In! Uncle Sam sees all, knows all (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA August 23, 2013 Cartoons
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Breaking: Bolivia says U.S. ‘racially-profiled’ Morales’ jet

by Malcolm Mex July 5, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from LA PAZ) Bolivian Pres. Evo Morales is angry that the United States “racially-profiled” his jet as it was leaving a conference in Moscow and forced it to land in Austria, the whitest country in Europe. Bolivian Foreign Minister David Choquehuanca, who was mistaken for Morales at a press conference in Vienna, said […]

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Online surge of Constitutional Law, Bible experts slows the Internets

by Comic Saenz June 27, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from SILICON VALLEY) The Internets slowed to a virtual crawl yesterday as millions of experts in Constitutional Law and The Holy Bible took to Twitter and Facebook to educate ignorant netizens about the God-hating freedom-attacking Supreme Court ruling on same-sex marriage. “It was definitely a brownout, dude,” according to 18-year-old Jaime “Twitchy” Loftwich, who […]

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The Beandocks: TXT MSG from Barack Obama (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz June 21, 2013 Cartoons
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Sleeping with my husband, puta? I’ll throw you off a cliff (video)

by Barney Asada June 20, 2013 El Now
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In Peru, love hurts. Next step: Couples counseling?

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Feds arrest ‘burrito-bomber’ who says CIA tapped his brain

by Comic Saenz June 14, 2013 El Now
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(ALBUQUERQUE, NM) The Feds have arrested a man who allegedly threatened to detonate a bomb-filled burrito (artist’s conception, right) in the FBI office here, a man who has claimed that he was personally the subject of government spying. His shocking accusation? Uncle Sam AKA Tio Sam implanted brain-tapping equipment in his cabeza. Brian DeMarco, 50, a resident of […]

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Meet the new Federal Bureau of Investigation (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA May 2, 2013 Cartoons
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Surveillance video: Havana car thieves jack sweet Italian ride

by MS. CHIQUITA BANANA February 15, 2013 Cultura
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It’s hard to make a living as a Communist car thief in the Republic of Cuba; there aren’t many cars worth stealing. But every once in a while a hard-working Marxist-Leninist scores a sweet European import, like this stylin’ Fiat. And don’t worry about hot-wiring the ignition, either, Comrade. From each according to his ability; […]

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