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When you compete for LIKEs and LOLs online, virtual Sticks and Stones can hurt like real body blows and peer pressure can be painful to resist. This Canadian video reveals one easy trick that can help you break on through to the sunshine of your love.

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You have something you want to buy or sell.

You post your cellphone number on Craigslist or you print a flyer with those little tear-off phone number strips.

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Dear Sexy Girl Offering Me Free Nude Pictures (NSFW video)

by JUAN BOEHNER September 14, 2012 Cultura
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Yessir. I got the link via email, and then later by text message. It was from this really hot chica — well at least her profile pic was hot. And she wanted to send me — ME — free nude photos!

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TACO THE TOWN: Idiot CT mayor defends cops against racism charges

by Mack Reed January 26, 2012 El Now
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Pop quiz: Say you’re the mayor of East Haven, CT and you wouldn’t know the meaning of STFU even if someone dropped a dumpster-full of it on your head from 90 stories up. A TV reporter asks for comment after the FBI busted four of your police officers on charges they acted like “bullies with […]

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