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Americans are united in their reaction to the imminent threat of #tacotrucksoneverycorner if Hillary Clinton is elected. We saw it on the Internets, so it must be true!


(PNS reporting from SANTA CHANCLA, CA) Streets were quiet here overnight as the city’s emergency ban on Pokémon Go went into effect at midnight.

Santa Chancla is the first city in California to ban Pokémon Go players within city limits, a ban authorized in response to widespread threats by white male terrorists.

“Every time you turn around some crazy young white guy is murdering someone — and these kids are running around in groups together? I don’t think so. Not in my town,” Mayor Juan Lopez told a press conference at City Hall this morning. [Mas…]

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Adventures of Kim Jong-Un: He so talent, he so strong (video, photos)

by Comic Saenz December 26, 2014 Cartoons
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Just a few seconds into The Adventures of Kim Jong-Un, it’s clear he so talent, he so strong. Give the guy credit. And before the Kimster blows us all to Hell, please enjoy these photos our reporter in North Korea (moi) smuggled out earlier this year:

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Breaking: Malaysian jet mystery prompts terrorist alert

by Comic Saenz March 12, 2014 El Now
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(PNS reporting from the EAST LOS ANGELES) Pocholandia security officials issued a terrorist alert this morning prompted by the mysterious disappearance of Malaysia Airlines MH370 over the Gulf of Thailand or the Strait of Malacca or wherever that shit happened, yo. “I am alerting you terrorist pendejos. Stay the hell out of East Los!“ said spokesman Gustavo […]

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Fund our ThingStarter for ‘Sustainable Kidnapping’ or else (video)

by RAND SUM GUY January 16, 2014 Cultura
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Richard and Alec want you to support their ThingStarter campaign for Sustainable Kidnapping — or you’ll never see your family again. PREVIOUSLY ON THINGSTARTER:

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GOP alerts Congressmen on vacay to ‘looming threat of liberalism’

by Comic Saenz August 5, 2013 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, DC) As the Republican-controlled House of Representatives left town for a five-week paid vacation, GOP leaders warned members returning to their home districts to be on high alert because of unspecified “threats of liberalism.” “These liberals are out there with their ‘logic and facts and science,’ and all our malarkey will […]

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Is the Vatican covering up space alien visitations? (video)

by ROD ESTERLING March 3, 2013 Cultura
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Pope Benedict XVI may have left the building, but investigators claim something is still rotten in Vatican City. They say the Roman Catholic Church is hiding evidence of extraterrestrial visitors — evidence that includes the remains of a dead ET buried beneath the Vatican. RELATED: Unmasked! Vatican-Jesuit conspiracy hides truth about aliens (video)

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Letter from Ex-MRS. POCHO: ‘All employees must vote for Romney’

by ESMERELDA POCHO October 16, 2012 Corporate
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Dear Employees of Pochismo, Inc.: As most of you know, the company continues to grow in spite of the half-assed crap job you do. However, I can’t really expect you to be good at anything, considering my huevon ex-husband, MR. POCHO, is your boss. A piñata has better leadership skills than him. That is why […]

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