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newnastynews(PNS reporting from the ALT YORK CITY, ALT YORK) The Wednesday issue of the local “Alt-Right” newspaper — The Putin Press & Patriot — was prepared to report a Hillary Clinton’s election victory as an “attack” on America, PNS has learned (photo.) [Editor’s Note: A “newspaper” is an pre-Millennial period analog instantiation of intellectual property — i.e. “content” — fixed on a physical medium comprised of a data-carrying chemical reagent and processed dead trees.]

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YACK! (toon)

by ERIC J. GARCIA on November 9, 2016 in Cartoons, El Now

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In the jungle, the Washington jungle, the donkey fears tonight.


Rich people need love, too, President Obama!

(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) Public health officials are concerned about contagious Latinophilia that has spread with breathtaking speed across America since Bronco Bama’s reelection last week.

Former anti-Latino pundits and politicians who for years went out of their way to make life miserable for Latinos are now succumbing to what scientists believe may be a viral condition.

“Almost immediately after the election — which may have been decided by the massive Latino vote — reports began flooding our offices,” Robert McLean, Director of Public Health Outbreaks at the Centers for Disease Control in Washington, D.C. said this morning at a press conference.

“All across the nation an increasing number of white men have expressed a new need to reach out to Latinos,” he said. [Mas…]

I made this poster four years ago and today seems like a good time to re-run it. It’s a big, long illustration, so if you’re seeing this on the home page the entire graphic is below — and you can click on the image for a bigger version. [Mas…]

Mexico wins soccer goooooooold! and sends message to Brazil (video)

by Victor Payan August 11, 2012 El Now
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Mexico went all Montezuma’s Revenge on Brazil in today’s Olympic soccer bout and is bringing some Aztec Gold back to Tenochtitlan! Mexico scored a savage goal in the first minute of the game and set the tone for this mythic battle between the Tryannosaurus Rex and Stegosaurus of world soccer. It was brutal. It was epic. […]

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