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Remember that Latinx Trump supporter who told us to be scared, because if Hillary were elected there would be taco trucks on every corner? This vendido:

 

Dude was right, and here are the Pocho Ocho Top Reasons Why:

8. I’ll be forced into a perpetual cycle of “How many tacos can I eat in one sitting?”

7. Increased likelihood I’m ordering after a white guy who speaks better Spanish than me (shot-out Mormon missionaries, I see tu’).

6. In the first week, I’ll lose three fingers from frostbite after digging out my Mexican Coke from under the avalanche of shaved ice.

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Hey, you pochos who are not Baby Boomers: Come with us now to the thrilling days of yesteryear (1951) when Americans worried about a nuclear attack from an evil Commie dictator across the sea. Good times!


Winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature Bob Dylan is a poet and a prophet, and he sang his 1964 prophecy for the Obamas and America at the White House: The Times They Are A-Changin’. [Scroll to bottom of the page for a live in 1964 version.]

These lyrics contain a hopeful vision and a warning. Some changes are STILL overdue, and some folks need to step back, and get out of the way. [Mas…]

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BREAKING: Bernie Bros’ exploding heads spur FBI zombie alert

by Comic Saenz July 12, 2016 El Now
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(PNS reporting from WASHINGTON, D.C.) The FBI is warning citizens to be on the lookout for hungry zombies attracted by the brains spewed from the exploding heads of diehard Bernie Bros. Bernie Sanders supporters’ brains, the Feds said, are piling up on the streets of gentrified neighborhoods across America. The brainiac explosions followed Sanders’ endorsement […]

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La Cucaracha: Mexican judges are just the beginning (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz June 14, 2016 Cartoons
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Mexican farmer built pyramid because space aliens from Orion (videos)

by ESKY PILOT June 3, 2016 El Now
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Raymundo Corona built a stone pyramid on his farm near the Mexico-U.S. border on orders from a tall alien from the Constellation Orion named Herulayka, who had honey-colored eyes and white hair, like many Orionians, except for those other Orionians with honey-colored hair and white eyes, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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La Cucaracha: PELIGRO! New warning signs at the border (toon)

by Lalo Alcaraz February 19, 2016 Cartoons
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Important Health Warning: Do not eat @ Chipotle Mexican Grill (video)

by MOSCA MEXICAN November 6, 2015 Cultura
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Official Online Youth Consumer Advocate Shaan Hingorani offers an important health and safety warning about the dangers of eating at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

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Pope: ‘Quakes are message from God: Let there be gay’

by Especial Correspondents April 1, 2014 El Now
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(PNS reporting from VATICAN CITY) The recent earthquakes in Southern California are a message from God, according to Pope Francis. The Almighty, he told a visiting delegation of American Catholics Monday, will shake things up until they are more gay. “Lord knows this mortal world needs some bright flashes of color that aren’t suicide bomb […]

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Breaking: Malaysian jet mystery prompts terrorist alert

by Comic Saenz March 12, 2014 El Now
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(PNS reporting from the EAST LOS ANGELES) Pocholandia security officials issued a terrorist alert this morning prompted by the mysterious disappearance of Malaysia Airlines MH370 over the Gulf of Thailand or the Strait of Malacca or wherever that shit happened, yo. “I am alerting you terrorist pendejos. Stay the hell out of East Los!“ said spokesman Gustavo […]

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Construction Zone: Must wear hard hat and mustache (photo)

by EresNerd December 19, 2013 Cultura
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¡Peligro! ¡Bigote! From two years ago, photographer and location unknown, found on Imgur PREVIOUSLY ON BIGOTE/MUSTACHE:

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Shocking herbal expose! ‘Catnip: Egress to Oblivion?’ (video)

by CHICHI CHONG February 27, 2013 Cultura
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Catnip is all the rage with today’s modern feline, but do we really understand it? This short video dares to expose the shocking facts about this controversial herb and shine a spotlight on what “nip” use is doing to America’s kittehs. RELATED: Watch: This may be the Internets’ only ninja cat video en Español On […]

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Argentine OVNI investigator warns of spacetime rifts on Route #5

by ROD ESTERLING December 13, 2012 Doomsday Countdown
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If you’re planning on driving National Route No. 5 in Argentina’s pampas region — especially between Santa Rosa and Catrilo — be extra careful. There are rifts in the spacetime continuum there, so-called “zonas de pérdida temporal.”  Drivers may be subject to “missing time.” That’s the warning recently issued by Agentinean Oscar “Quique” Mario, founder of the […]

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Pat Robertson: Tropical storm is God’s warning to Godless God-mockers

by JERRY MIRA August 27, 2012 Audio
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(PNS reporting from VIRGINIA) Rev. Pat Robertson told viewers of his 700 Club last night that Tropical Storm Isaac’s assault on the GOP National Convention in Florida is a warning to sinners. “You goddam shit-for-brains idiots better pay some goddam attention or our Lord and Savior is gonna whip your sorry asses,” Robertson said. “Do […]

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La Chata’s Music Box: Outernational ‘The Beginning Is Here’ (video)

by La Chata July 6, 2012 Cultura
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La Chata’s Music Box presents spankin’-good Spanglish ska from Outernational – The Beginning Is Here, the first video from the activist New York collective’s latest CD (Todos Somos Ilegales We are All Illegal.) (NSFW lyrics.) The title track video (with special guest stars!) is right here, and the band is on the Pocho Hour of Power […]

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Doctors discover natural, instant antidote for unwanted erections

by María Purísima June 12, 2012 Cultura
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(PNS reporting from SAN ANTONIO) Doctors here have discovered an all-natural, fast-acting antidote to unwanted, persistent erections caused by Viagra. The “erectile dysfunction” drug when taken in excess (and sometimes when taken normally) can cause serious cardiovascular and nerve damage, just like the familiar warnings say. “We sort of made the discovery by accident when […]

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